Night Crumbs

September 5, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

Leonardo DiCatchAHo and his piece of over a year (that might be a record) Toni Garrn went for a romantic NYC stroll and she truly is a devoted girlfriend. How many other girlfriends would suck the lice out of her man’s neck beard? And it’s really conceited of Leo to wear a t-shirt with his face on it – Lainey Gossip

The Porn Iguana’s weave is looking parched. She should go to the groomer her dog goes to, because that bitch has it together – WWTDD

Bravo is kicking Aviva Drescher out of The Real Housewives of New York and I’m sure she’ll land on her feet (sorry) – Reality Tea

We’ve all forgotten about Ben Affleck and JLo, but Ben Affleck hasn’t and he’s still going on about it – Celebitchy

Rita Whora is dressed like the sluttiest member of an all-memaw track team – Drunken Stepfather

Things that need to happen: A Spider Dog movie – Towleroad

I see Iggy Azalea is a proud graduate of Ashlee Simpson’s Lip-Synch Academy – Popsugar

Mark this day: Hilary Duff is not walking to her car in these pictures – Hollywood Tuna

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel honored Joan Rivers by dragging each other and it was a perfect tribute – Pajiba

Do those cups over Alessandra Ambrosia Salad’s tits have acid frogs or acid kitten ears on them? – Popoholic

Florida. Only Florida. – Jezebel

It feels like it’s been a while since I’ve linked a Shirtless Friday. We’ve got a lot of ~~catching~~ fapping up to do – The Berry

Kim Kartrashian says that she and Kanye have an amazing sex life. Kanye agrees! He totally has an amazing sex life and mainly because he’s not having sex with Kim – ICYDK

January Jones still has sad bangs – Just Jared

50 Cent tells the world who Missy Elliot is licking – OMG Blog

Tyler Posey knows his fan base – Boy Culture

When Brittany Murphy was on Kids Inc. – SOW

Pic: Pacific Coast News

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