Katie Couric Allegedly Said That Diane Sawyer Gives Blow Jobs For Interviews

August 27, 2014 / Posted by:

Veteran news journalist Sheila Weller’s book titled The News Sorority about Diane Sawyer, Katie Couric and Christiane Amanpour’s rise to the top is coming out in a minute and to sell that shit, her publisher gave The Daily Beast (via UsWeekly) some of the book’s juiciest highlights. In the book, Sheila claims that when Diane Sawyer was the queen of Good Morning America and Katie Couric was the queen of Today, they hated each other and regularly battled it out for scoops. Katie was the Alexis to Diane’s Krystle, basically. At one point, Katie allegedly said (or joked) that Diane sucks dick for interviews. Who knew that Diane Sawyer was the Rita Ora of morning news shows?

Sheila writes that Katie once tried to get an interview with one of Diane’s famous friends and when Diane found out about it, she got her husband Mike Nicholas to call the friend and let them know that their friendship would be over if they went on Today. Some source also told Sheila that when Diane scooped Katie for an interview with a 57-year-old woman who birthed out twins, Katie showed her jealous ass by hating on Diane’s immaculate head game.

When Diane beat Katie on an interview with a 57-year-old woman who’d given birth to twins, Katie mused aloud, according to a person who heard the comment: “I wonder who she blew this time to get it.”

A source told UsWeekly that some shit in Sheila’s book is right and some shit is very, very wrong. A friend of Diane’s told The Daily Beast that the claims in Sheila’s book are “too ridiculous to even consider.”

Like Diane Sawyer really has to suck dick to get an interview with some memaw who birthed out twins. The memaw probably went with Diane, because she knew they’d get drunk and party afterward, and would you want to sit across from Katie Couric as she ate your soul with those wide open chipper eyes?

Katie is supposedly a hardcore bitch in the body of a grown Holly Hobby doll, so I believe it. Let’s say this is true, then I wonder what other kind of shit they did to each other. Katie probably poured Nair in the bottle of liquid gold that Diane conditions her luscious locks with and Diane probably tried to blow an intern so he’d switch out the live feed of Katie’s colonoscopy with a clip from The Black Hole.

The morning news era of the early 2000s was much more exciting and ESCANDALOSO than the current morning news era. Nowadays, the only morning news scandals we get are Al Roker sharting and Matt Lauer being a cunt as always. Big deal. I bet that robot of Good Morning America, Lara Spencer, and that robot of the Today show, Savannah Guthrie, are even friends with each other and on Sunday afternoons they get together to shop for cardigans at Madewell.

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