Night Crumbs
Everything about Katherine Heigl’s look at the Emmys screamed GIT (granny in training), from the silk Sears peignoir gown to the just-woke-up-from-a-post-cheesecake-nap hair to the 12lbs of HSN showstopper jewelery. Even the look on her face says “Oh fiddlesticks, I think I forgot to pack a crossword in my clutch” – Lainey Gossip
I see Kristin Chevy Cavalier has hired Heidi Montag as her stylist – Hollywood Tuna
Let me guess: the booth comes down with a case of crabs? – OMG Blog
I think this is the first time the words “soaking wet Superman” are being used to describe a video that isn’t gay porn – Towleroad
You know Levi Johnson probably auditioned for this shit – Reality Tea
Today’s definition of cheap and tacky is… – Jezebel
Kelly Osbourne serving up some pastel rockabilly Stepford Wife lace curtain realness, if that’s even a thing – Celebitchy
The hot homeless dude Miley Cyrus brought to the VMAs technically wasn’t ever really homeless – The Superficial
Lindsay Lohan looks like a boozed-up pink poodle on the cover of Wonderland, but that’s not saying much, since she usually looks like a boozed-up poodle – Drunken Stepfather
Hayden Panettierrrrereree is knocked-up with a baby girl – WWTDD
Even Grumpy Cat is over the ice bucket challenge – SOW
Somebody give this toddler some damn attention already! She’s starving!! – Popoholic
#4 asks the important Tinder questions – The Berry
This vintage pic of Tim Matheson is all kinds of Wild Wild West hot, but if that doesn’t do it for you, I guess you could squint a little and try to trick your brain into thinking it’s Paul Rudd?- Boy Culture
But the real question here is: can acupuncture effect your ability to pronounce things properly? – ICYDK
I didn’t know Max Bialystock was hired as a producer for Sons of Anarchy? – Just Jared
2 Broke Girls continues their long and storied tradition of digging through the trash to find guest “stars” – HuffPo
Aaron Paul’s acceptance speech shout-out to the Kind Campaign crashed their website. Better call Saul! He can fix anything – Pajiba
Perfection, thy name is Cicely Tyson throwing subtle shade to Jessica Lange at the Emmys – Popsugar
Pic: Splash