Night Crumbs
Rihanna sat courtside at a charity basketball game that Chris Brown played in, and if she was really feeling charitable, she should have used the force to take that levitating basketball and smack Breezy in the face – Lainey Gossip
Lena Dunham teases the 4th season of Girls by showing us that she’s reached the level of success where she can now hire someone to eat shit on a bike for her – Pajiba
“Hey sexy, you want something a little stronger? I got a couple cold brewskis back in my shed” – The Deaner to every woman who came to his kids’ lemonade stand – ICYDK
It looks like the front of Tara Reid’s top has been forced to choose sides in the feud between her two titties – HuffPo
Backdoor Farrah bought a $99,770 Mercedes Benz, which means the “research” she’s doing at a Texas strip club must be going well – Reality Tea
Kim Kardashian klearly has the same korset tool in Photoshop that Khloe has – Celebitchy
Pamela Anderson serving up some classic Pammy elegance (well, as much as she can serve without a pair of stripper heels and a giant hat) – Hollywood Tuna
The Dominican Republic isn’t here for Miley Cyrus or her faux-gayelle hillbilly antics – Towleroad
If you’re going to try to bribe Canadian border officials, don’t insult them by offering backstage passes to see their country’s most shameful export – WWTDD
Those aren’t man titties on Bruce Jenner, it’s just a surplus of charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent exiting his body through his nipples – The Superficial
Here’s what 1/2 of the Pretty Little Liars chicks look like running down the middle of a highway buck-naked – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
That shiba inu who runs a Japanese convenience store could teach these lazy cats a thing or two about customer service – Jezebel
Don’t worry Vanessa Hudgens, nobody’s looking at your face when you’re wearing those fugly patent-leather Birkenstocks – Popoholic
Jackie from That 70s Show is still very very pregnant – Popsugar
Alex Trebek throws shade at one of the contestants on Jeopardy! for spending $5,000 on a camera to take pictures of his cats, which makes me throw just as much shade at Alex Trebek as the time I did when she shaved off his moustache – The Berry
But doesn’t Nathan Fillion always look like that? – SOW
Adele Dazeem does the Ice Brooket Charmingle – Just Jared
Pic: Splash