Night Crumbs
Robert Pattinson’s Ice Bucket Challenge video involves him getting hosed down, pelted with ice repeatedly and hit with Solo Cups. Big deal, the same thing happens to me when I loudly sing along to a Selena song at a family barbecue. They’re serious about their Selena – Popsugar
Kim Kardashian continues to be a selfless and charitable modern day St. Vincent de Paul – Gawker
Johnny Depp’s daughter got cast in a Kevin Smith movie, because of her talent and charisma and mostly because she was once one of Johnny Depp’s sperm – Lainey Gossip
Jackie Chan needs to smoke some good shit from his son’s stash and calm down – WWTDD
Lisa Hochstein from Real Housewives of Miami shared drawings of her new house and it looks like a 4-star Las Vegas hotel that is very popular with the douche demographic – Reality Tea
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson pressed pause on their marriage for a month and it would be completely reasonable to blame it all on Chet Haze – Celebitchy
Isn’t the Ice Bucket Challenge a little mainstream for the avant-garde, forward artist James Franco? – Towleroad
Cara Delawhatever got naked and took a bath in flowers for Tom Ford – Drunken Stepfather
Tina Fey and Beverly D’Angelo give FACE in a selfie – The Superficial
Why is Selena Gomez wearing the shorts I wore in the 4th grade and doesn’t she know they’re meant to be worn with a Body Glove tank and British Knights? – Hollywood Tuna
Jessica Alba’s dress grew a hangnail – Popoholic
I’ll like this “Reasons God Made Girls” song a whole lot more when two queens LIP SYNCH FOR THEIR LIVES to it on RuPaul’s Drag Race – Jezebel
Taylor Swift, who was alive for 10 seconds in the 80s, misses the 80s – ICYDK
Emma Stone will pop her pussy in lingerie as Sally Bowls in Cabaret on Broadway – Pajiba
What some of that Hunger Games money bought Liam Hemsworth – The Berry
Wait, Lisa Rinna’s wearing a mask in that picture? – SOW
Katie Holmes doesn’t think being a Stepford Beard hurt her career – Just Jared