Night Crumbs

August 20, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

Robert Pattinson’s Ice Bucket Challenge video involves him getting hosed down, pelted with ice repeatedly and hit with Solo Cups. Big deal, the same thing happens to me when I loudly sing along to a Selena song at a family barbecue. They’re serious about their Selena – Popsugar

Kim Kardashian continues to be a selfless and charitable modern day St. Vincent de Paul – Gawker

Johnny Depp’s daughter got cast in a Kevin Smith movie, because of her talent and charisma and mostly because she was once one of Johnny Depp’s sperm – Lainey Gossip

Jackie Chan needs to smoke some good shit from his son’s stash and calm down – WWTDD

Lisa Hochstein from Real Housewives of Miami shared drawings of her new house and it looks like a 4-star Las Vegas hotel that is very popular with the douche demographic – Reality Tea

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson pressed pause on their marriage for a month and it would be completely reasonable to blame it all on Chet Haze – Celebitchy

Isn’t the Ice Bucket Challenge a little mainstream for the avant-garde, forward artist James Franco? – Towleroad

Cara Delawhatever got naked and took a bath in flowers for Tom Ford – Drunken Stepfather

Tina Fey and Beverly D’Angelo give FACE in a selfie – The Superficial

Why is Selena Gomez wearing the shorts I wore in the 4th grade and doesn’t she know they’re meant to be worn with a Body Glove tank and British Knights? – Hollywood Tuna

Jessica Alba’s dress grew a hangnail – Popoholic

I’ll like this “Reasons God Made Girls” song a whole lot more when two queens LIP SYNCH FOR THEIR LIVES to it on RuPaul’s Drag Race – Jezebel

Taylor Swift, who was alive for 10 seconds in the 80s, misses the 80s – ICYDK

Emma Stone will pop her pussy in lingerie as Sally Bowls in Cabaret on Broadway – Pajiba

What some of that Hunger Games money bought Liam Hemsworth – The Berry

Wait, Lisa Rinna’s wearing a mask in that picture? – SOW

Katie Holmes doesn’t think being a Stepford Beard hurt her career – Just Jared

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