I see that Joe ManJello and Sofia Vergara, aka the Henry Cavill and Kaley Cuckoo of 2014, have extended their short-term contract. These two were dangerously close to being THAT disgustingly gross couple who wears matching outfits when they showed up to Justin Timberlake’s concert in L.A. last night. I’m going to cover my ears and say “no no no no” over and over again if you tell me that 3 seconds before this picture was taken, the pap screamed at Sofia, “Show us with your hand how big Joe’s erect dick is!” She’s obviously saying, “My trobbing cleeeet gets deez big when Joe does me hard wheeeet his 9 eeeeeeencher.” I’m going with that.
Here’s more of Joe and Sofia (couple name: VerMan?) as well as pictures of Naya Rivera looking like something straight out of “Where In The World Is Naya Rivera’s Original Face?”