Night Crumbs
Edith Flagg, the Grand Dame of Million Dollar Listing LA and the woman who brought polyester to the US, went to off heaven at the age of 94. She is now holding court in heaven where she’s spitting the truth into the ears of the angels and showing them how to work a polyester dress coat like the rent was due yesterday and their landlord is knocking on the door – Reality Tea
Idris Elba’s nipples grace Details magazine with their presence (Sadly, his mic cord peen does not make an appearance) – Lainey Gossip
In other words, Bradley Cooper’s mom is keeping an eye on his beard just in case a beard thief (Tommy Girl) tries to snatch her away – Celebitchy
Dear Florida, you had ONE job, just ONE job! All you had to do was send Justin Bieber to prison for life and you failed us all. I can’t look at you anymore – WWTDD
Tara Reid’s stomach doesn’t look like a plate of lasagna that’s been hacked to pieces with a dull machete, so are we really sure that’s Tara Reid? – Drunken Stepfather
Thalia jokes about the rumor that she had her ribs removed. Your move, Janet Jackson – Jezebel
Katy Perry will be calling her copyright attorneys in 3..2… – The Superficial
At this point, James Franco is gayer than me and I didn’t think that was humanly possible – Towleroad
The time I mistook some random model for Nicole Richie (“Ewww, you asshole, I’m not that fat!” – Nicole Richie) – Hollywood Tuna
A MiserAlba caught in the headlights – Popoholic
The Leftovers has been renewed, which is great news, because I need another full season of saying, “The hell is going on?“, while staring at the TV – Pajiba
Will Zac Efron turn on the goddamn lights? I can’t see Dave Franco’s ass – OMG Blog
Just a few spoonfuls of piping hot ginger meat – The Berry
Frances Bean Cobain gives Zelda Williams a shoulder – ICYDK
Bland takes flight – Popsugar
The GREATEST SINGUH IN DA WORLD is pressing pause on everything to take care of her man – HuffPo
Oh please, Kathie Lee Gifford does the ice bucket challenge every morning. How do you think her maid gets her drunk ass out of bed? – SOW
Aladdin on Broadway pays tribute to Robin Williams – Just Jared