Night Crumbs

August 1, 2014 / Posted by:

Every single famous bitch alive is in Ibiza right now and you can add Michelle Rodriguez and her scissor sister Zac Efron to that never-ending list. Yes, MRod, Zac Efron, Lindsay Lohan and Justin Bieber are/were in the same place together. How long before Ibiza begs the United Nations to ask all countries to drop an emergency package of coke on their shores before they completely run out and the cokeheads go crazy and burn the island down? – Lainey Gossip 

Kim Kuntrashian uses Kanye’s boo’s birthday to tweet a topless picture of herself. The hole in her pantyhose that was made when she farted is a nice touch – Reality Tea

Oh, don’t mind Falkor Rimes, she’s just in her stable and is still blabbering about being a home wrecker and snatching kids up out their homes – Celebitchy

The dude who cross-dresses as celebrities almost nailed his impersonation of Miley Cyrus. That Top Ramen hair needs to be greasier and skankier – Towleroad

Jena Malone sang in her panties at a party, because that’s something to do – WWTDD

Heidi Klum models the new Zac Posen hand pasty – Drunken Stepfather

Chris Pratt flashed Amy Poehler on the set of Parks & Rec and can eyeball language experts tell me if she’s opening her eyes wide because it’s so big, or is she opening her eyes wide because she can’t believe how small it is? This is something I need to know – The Superficial

Something called a Pixie Lott is dressed like a sixth rate Eastern European figure skater from 1987 – Hollywood Tuna

Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson look like an Urban Outfitters exploded near them and all the debris landed on their bodies – Popoholic

But is the Jesus Juice fountain included? – Jezebel

Words of wisdom from life’s greatest philosopher Samantha JonesThe Berry

The new Justin Bieber dolly looks pretty life-like – SOW

Hayden Panettiere looks so calm for a gnome whose body is full of a half-giant baby that’s probably eating her internal organs right now – Popsugar

Jada Pinkett-Smith talks about that Willow Smith picture again – ICYDK

Reason #5,567,894,578,999 on why Disney is the devil incarnate – OMG Blog

Noted bra hater Lindsay Lohan looks so fresh, clean and healthy…and I mean the opposite of that – Just Jared

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