Night Crumbs
Every single famous bitch alive is in Ibiza right now and you can add Michelle Rodriguez and her scissor sister Zac Efron to that never-ending list. Yes, MRod, Zac Efron, Lindsay Lohan and Justin Bieber are/were in the same place together. How long before Ibiza begs the United Nations to ask all countries to drop an emergency package of coke on their shores before they completely run out and the cokeheads go crazy and burn the island down? – Lainey Gossip
Kim Kuntrashian uses Kanye’s boo’s birthday to tweet a topless picture of herself. The hole in her pantyhose that was made when she farted is a nice touch – Reality Tea
Oh, don’t mind Falkor Rimes, she’s just in her stable and is still blabbering about being a home wrecker and snatching kids up out their homes – Celebitchy
The dude who cross-dresses as celebrities almost nailed his impersonation of Miley Cyrus. That Top Ramen hair needs to be greasier and skankier – Towleroad
Jena Malone sang in her panties at a party, because that’s something to do – WWTDD
Heidi Klum models the new Zac Posen hand pasty – Drunken Stepfather
Chris Pratt flashed Amy Poehler on the set of Parks & Rec and can eyeball language experts tell me if she’s opening her eyes wide because it’s so big, or is she opening her eyes wide because she can’t believe how small it is? This is something I need to know – The Superficial
Something called a Pixie Lott is dressed like a sixth rate Eastern European figure skater from 1987 – Hollywood Tuna
Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson look like an Urban Outfitters exploded near them and all the debris landed on their bodies – Popoholic
But is the Jesus Juice fountain included? – Jezebel
Words of wisdom from life’s greatest philosopher Samantha Jones – The Berry
The new Justin Bieber dolly looks pretty life-like – SOW
Hayden Panettiere looks so calm for a gnome whose body is full of a half-giant baby that’s probably eating her internal organs right now – Popsugar
Jada Pinkett-Smith talks about that Willow Smith picture again – ICYDK
Reason #5,567,894,578,999 on why Disney is the devil incarnate – OMG Blog
Noted bra hater Lindsay Lohan looks so fresh, clean and healthy…and I mean the opposite of that – Just Jared
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