Night Crumbs
Hilary Duff’s back with a new song and video that reminds you that 2004 was a year that existed in time and she’s never letting it go – Drunken Stepfather
Chris Martin and Goopy Paltrow went a movie premiere in the Hamptons together, but the real story is that she actually sat on a theater seat that has been sat on by thousands of peasants. Yeah, right. She probably made the theater sandblast all the seats with organic bleach before reupholstering them with beluga whale leather – Lainey Gossip
Can Leonardo DiCatchAHo please take his piece Toni Garrn to the name changing office to get a new name already, because I don’t like getting my hopes up when I read “Toni Garrn Topless On A Boat” as “Teri Garr Topless On A Boat” – WWTDD
Brandi AnalGlandVille is putting out a new wine she should call Glan Juice, and I guess this means that it’s only a matter of time before you see a bottle of Chateau Falkor on sale at Big Lots – Celebitchy
How many Hobbit movies do we need????? – Towleroad
The Couples Therapy reunion is going to be like walking through a rose garden. So many demure and delicate flowers…. – Reality Tea
What in Gollum in a Missoni playsuit HELL is this? – The Superficial
Chrissy Teigen knows how to dress – Hollywood Tuna
JLo Kardashian is still wearing her wedding ring, which means she’s still married, which means I lost the Dlisted office pool, which means that Allison is now the proud owner of a half-used Chili’s gift card – Popoholic
Let this drunk flower show you the easiest way to get all the diseases at once – Jezebel
Nerdception: Harry Potter disguised himself at Spider-Man to go to Comic-Con – ICYDK
Happy Lipstick Day! – The Berry
Derp happiness is Leonardo DiCaprio joyfully picking his ass during a water gun battle – Popsugar
When the Hulk met the Hulk – SOW
Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres do the damage control strut – Just Jared