Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 6, 2014 / Posted by:

The referee Bichon Frise who will not stand for a petty bitch fight on its watch. Not on its watch!

When little white dog #1 and little white dog #2 got into a sloppy fight (probably over little white dog #2 being jealous of little white dog #1’s hot tie and collar) like they’re on Love & Hip Hop or some shit, a Bichon Frise, who is obviously the Red from OITNB of the group, jumped in and set its fighting whores straight. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an actual dog read a couple of bitches, but I’m pretty sure some reading took place. And all those little white dogs. They’re like a gang. I’ve heard of the Crips and the Bloods, but I’ve never heard of the Prisses before and that Bichon Frise is my new favorite gang leader, because it doesn’t mess around and doesn’t stand for shit.

And in this video, the part of Jay-Z is played by the dog in the white collar and tie, the part of Basement Baby is played by the chihuahua mix, the part of a bodyguard is played by that Bichon and the part of Beyonce is played by that other dog. Because that other dog isn’t about to jump in and mess up its hair. It just got back from the groomers.

via Uproxx

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