Open Post: Hosted By James Franco’s Bare Ass

June 24, 2014 / Posted by:

Broadway Bares is an annual charity event where chicks and gays pay up to see a bunch of hot Broadway dancers and singers strut around with their freshly waxed, body glitter-covered nalgitas out. It’s like being trapped in John Travolta’s thought bubble. It’s glorious. The gay community messiah, James Franco, is on Broadway right now, so of course he’s not going to pass up the opportunity to feed a bunch of hungry girl and gay eyes a piece of his ass. At Sunday night’s event, RuPaul Drag Race’s reigning queen Bianca Del Dio sashayed out and did the honors by revealing James Franco’s butt in a jockstrap. It sounds to me like Bianca’s entrance got more applause than James Franco’s ass cheeks did, so that should tell you everything you to need to know about that.

James Franco’s full ass and video of him showing his ass (literally this time) is after the cut. I’ll leave it up to you as to whether you’d eat it with a spork or not (no judgements here, I just made a topless picture of Carrot Top my iPhone screen saver, AGAIN). James Franco’s favorite theater reviewer Ben Brantley of The New York Times gave his official review of James Franco’s ass. Ben wrote, “Eh, the dog’s ass is better.

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