Night Crumbs

June 19, 2014 / Posted by:

Lifetime is making a behind-the-scenes Saved By The Bell movie and the cast is a wreck. Honestly, if they insist on making a Saved By Bell biopic, it should be hardcore porn on Brazzers since they were all doing each other – Jezebel

Firstly, Starla Clooney is a hot name and she should be the star of the Clooney family. Secondly, Starla Clooney says Brad Pitt is going to be George Clooney’s maid of honor – Lainey Gossip

THE QUEEN totally clutches her pearls while watching Game of Thrones and that may or may not be a euphemism – Celebitchy

I’m happy and everything that Martin Sheen is playing Jane Fonda’s gay husband in the Netflix show she’s doing with Lily Tomlin, but why in the name of a 9 to 5 reunion isn’t Dolly Parton in this?! – Towleroad

Like Pimp Mama Kris would actually let Rob Kardashian whore out his fatness on The Biggest Loser instead of whoring it out for Trimspa or something – Reality Tea

I thought this was a young Iggy Pop for a millisecond and yes, in that millisecond the tips of my nipples got tingly – Drunken Stepfather

Chris Martin and Goopy Paltrow are consciously re-coupling, or unconsciously re-coupling in his case since he’s probably still in a sugar coma from all the Twinkies he sucked off during their separation – The Superficial

What a demure, modest and totally naturally and not-at-all staged photo shoot starring Kim KartrashianPopsugar

German’s most glorious jewel poses with a wax figure that is supposed to be RiRi but looks more like my Dominican friend’s uncle with Kate Gosselin hair – Hollywood Tuna

Jessica Alba looks like she’s wearing a giant rolled-up satin napkin – Popoholic

Here’s a sliver of Ansel Elgort’s nip if you’re into that – The Berry

Here’s Zac Efron’s nipples and his constipated face if you’re into that and I know your slut ass is – Just Jared

Melissa McCarthy was an angsty teenage goth, but really who wasn’t? – ICYDK

The Terry Richardson of the overpriced t-shirt world finally got fired for being trash – OMG Blog

Here’s the first still from Better Call Saul Pajiba

Courtney Love wants to kiss and make-up with Dave Grohl so she has another name in her iPhone to call and hit up for cash – HuffPo

American citizen Laura Jeanne Poon is back in cuffs – SOW

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