Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

May 7, 2014 / Posted by:

He took off for the desert recently. To relax. And party. Without his girl. And gets high and hooks up with random men online (he likes them super pretty and super jacked), inviting them to his hotel room for a night of drugs and sex.

Two problems here. First, he’s a recovering addict and second, when he goes on these tears, he doesn’t use condoms. It’s the kind of reckless behaviour he’s been able to control through much of his success and for many years now. Curiously though, the last time this happened it was also during one of his transformations. Back then though, there was no explosion of social media and everyone taking pictures. Considering that he’s been hooking up with dudes who are on the young side (but totally legal), he’s risking being exposed by someone who’s out to show off and exploit. (Lainey Gossip)

So when I did a quick Google search for famous recovering addicts, I got this: Robert Downey Jr., Alec Baldwin Robin Williams, B. Coop, Tracy Morgan, Steven Tyler, Eminem, Ben Affleck and Michael J. Fox. I don’t think it’s RDJ or Tracy Morgan or Steven Tyler or Eminem or Michael J. Fox. It can’t be Alec Baldwin, because I don’t think he’s ever had a “transformation” unless you count him transforming from an asshole into a bigger asshole. I don’t think it’s Robin Williams, because there’s been no report of young, hot buff dudes going to the ER after a giant ball of fur got lodged in their throats and assholes. That leaves Ben Affleck and B. Coop? Ben Affleck is way too busy getting kicked out of casinos to bareback a Grindr hookup. So I’ll say B. Coop? Or Alec Baldwin. It’s totally Alec Baldwin.

Australian stunner Sophie Monk says she’s “saved two celebrities” in calling an ambulance after drugs got the best of them.

The 34-year-old singer-actress, speaking with Australia’s 2Day FM, recanted the surreal life experience, herself an international star with access to ultra-exclusive shindigs of unparalleled revelry. (She did not, understandably, name the famous faces she saved.)

“I was walking through this party and they said, ‘Meet this celebrity’,” the beauty recalled to the Show and Tell’s Merrick Watts and Jules Lund. “All of a sudden I was like, ‘She’s had too much’, and she starts convulsing like crazy. All her best friends and everyone left the party. I mean, everyone, within five minutes, left that party thinking they were going to get in trouble.

“They stripped her off naked, ran a shower, left her in it and left her in the bathroom naked and everyone left.”

“I said, ‘I’m not leaving,” the London-born beauty said. “I found a dressing gown in a closet, covered her, called the ambulance and there was foam coming from her mouth. They had to strap her down — she would have died easy.”

As the saying goes, however, no good deed goes unpunished — a rule that, apparently, applies tenfold in Tinseltown.

“The next day, [the overdosed celebrity] goes, ‘Who was that bitch that called [the ambulance]?’ because she couldn’t remember anything,” Monk said, adding that a previous incident occurred on a separate occasion. (Radar via Blind Gossip)

That “bitch that called the ambulance” line is typical LiLo, so I’ll guess LiLo?

One actor you won’t be seeing contributing to GLAAD anytime soon is this almost A+ list mostly movie actor. Reporters know not to ask any questions about his stance on homosexuality because he won’t answer the question and will walk out of the interview. He is a big enough star where he gets to decide who interviews him and those people know the rules. He dumped several women before he met his wife because he heard they had threesomes which included other women. He doesn’t do that. There are reports that he used to pick fights in bars with guys he suspected of being gay and then beat them. he has literally no tolerance for anyone in his life who might be gay. You will never see him knowingly work with anyone who is gay. He is perhaps the most homophobic person in Hollywood which is saying something because he owes his career to some very gay people and fans who gave him his big break.(CDAN)

That ass wart Marky Mark? Hmm, I guess nobody told him that Optimum Prime loves himself some Transformers dick.

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