Open Post: Hosted By CoCo’s Ever-Growing Ass

April 30, 2014 / Posted by:

If lately it feels like there’s a shortage of oxygen to breathe in, it isn’t because Michelle Duggar’s tennis ball launcher pussy popped out another baby army. It’s because CoCo’s ass is bigger and it’s so big and powerful that it’s grown its own heart and its own pair of lungs and it’s breathing in approximately 10% of the world’s oxygen. The glamorous She-Hulk tweeted this picture of her mega mega ass looking like a pod of hippos caught in a net after she bragged that her hips are bigger and her ass is bigger thanks to some fitness app she’s whoring out:

My booty got bigger!My hips was a 40 now its a 42.True Fact! My waist is the same about 24.Thanks to my fitness app>

CoCo is so naturally gorgeous and she looks so exquisite in that Sunday mass church dress that I don’t even mind that her hot air balloon ass full of silicone is going to get so big and fat that the Earth is going to tip off of its axis and we’re all going to slide off. Hopefully when that happens, we’ll all slide past New Jersey and get one last glimpse of her 24-inch waist and her stunning world-ending ass.

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