Night Crumbs
Panty Creamer of the Day: Matt Boner in Out Magazine. I’ll leave you to chew his pit fur with your eyes – Towleroad
A beefy, hairy B. Coop and his girl beard are still together and if they’re going to keep doing this they should really coordinate their looks, because he’s giving me “bear dad trying to go incognito while trolling for dick in a park bathroom” and she’s giving me “shit I bought at Carol Channing’s yard sale” – Lainey Gossip
Thank GOD (no, literally thank GOD) that Jesus rose from the dead or we wouldn’t have these pictures of models in bunny ears – Drunken Stepfather
Emma Stone has probably been reading the comments here – Celebitchy
One bleached blond whose lips are usually covered in red car paint is replacing a bleached blond whose lips are usually covered in red car paint on The Voice – Reality Tea
“Keep fucking that rabbit” is 2014’s “Keep fucking that chicken” – Jezebel
Johnny Depp’s box office appeal (sans that Pirates of the Caribbean shit) is falling along with his hotness – Defamer
This Thai PSA also proves that surprise parties are generally the worst and always ruin everything – Buzzfeed
I see that Vanessa Hudgens is still in character as the mess she played in Spring Breakers – Hollywood Tuna
Even Lea Michele’s nipples are annoying – The Superficial
Leighton Meester is wearing a busted dress that a bride would make her bridesmaids wear if she really, really hated their asses – Popoholic
If you’re ever out of Ambien, just stare at these pictures of Ashley Greene leaving the gym while holding a water bottle – IDLYITW
Julia Roberts talks about the dead sister who hated her – ICYDK
And I bet Simon Cowell made his party guests lick that Viagra ice cream off of his juicy man tits – OMG Blog
Leonardo DiCaprio might play Steve Jobs – HuffPo
The Photoshop Lifetime Achievement Award: Famous hos posing with their younger (and pre-Botoxed) selves – The Berry
Robin Williams’ mansion looks like one of the nicer Hiltons – Popsugar
BREAKING: Jennifer Lawrence’s hair is growing – Just Jared
Pic: OUT