Hundreds of people in San Francisco are walking the streets naked and sweaty and with a Band-Aid on their right cheek, because they finally snapped after Nellytizing themselves by listening to “Hot In Herre” on Latino Mix 105.7 for hoooooouuuuuuurs.
Starting at 3pm PST yesterday, Latino Mix 105.7 put on Nelly’s “Hot In Herre” and followed that up with some more “Hot In Herre” and more “Hot In Herre” and more “Hot In Herre.” The hotness in hurr hasn’t stopped. I played 105.7’s live-feed earlier this afternoon and lasted 45 minutes before I had to turn that shit off, because after I while I was like, good gracious ass bodacious, flirtatious, tryin’ to show faces. IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN! It was like a never-ending menopausal hot flash (aka what JLo suffered through while filming her “I Luh Ya Papi” video)
E! News says that Latino Mix 105.7 decided to trap their listeners in a hot fart bubble from 2002, because the station is about to go through a format change into Hot 105.7. So basically, those STUNT QUEENS are stuntin’. But I’m going to choose to believe that after performing the song for the ten millionth time, Nelly finally went crazy, barricaded himself in 105.7’s studio and is playing “Hot In Herre” on a loop to torture us all.