Open Post: Hosted By Daylight Saving Time Expert Rob Ford

March 9, 2014 / Posted by:

Non-stop performance art piece, messy gift that keeps on giving and proud pussy eater Mayor Rob Ford let the citizens of Toronto know that since it’s Daylight Saving Time, they need to turn their clocks back to I CAN’T O’CLOCK. The part of his brain that remembered to “spring forward and fall back” was eaten by crack. So Rob Ford’s assistant should know that he’s going to show up 2 hours late to the office tomorrow, so they should put his morning breakfast of a fully loaded crack pipe on his desk at 11am instead of 9am.

And it’s nice of Rob to tell everyone to change the batteries in their smoke alarms even though he doesn’t have one, because it really kills his high when it goes off while he’s you know, smoking crack.

via @ANIMALNewYork

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