Christian Bale Is Going To Be A Daddy Again

In case you didn’t see Christian Bale’s wife’s obvious knocked up state at the Oscars, she’s knocked up. Sibi Blazic (Side note: When I “Travoltafied” my name last week, I got Sibi Blazic) didn’t even try to hide her fetus bubble at the Oscars and I figured that she either had a Bale baby in there or she had some kind of weird allergic reaction to the beast that was on top of John Travolta’s head, which is totally possible. John Travolta should really only wear hypoallergenic dogs on his head to make sure this never happens.

E! News says that Christian’s jizz isn’t fucking done professionally or personally with Sibi’s ovaries and they made their second kid together. Christian and Sibi have been married for 14 years this month and they have an 8-year-old daughter named Emmeline. Christian’s rep had a whole lot of nothing to say about this, but some source tells UsWeekly:

“They are truly a supportive couple, he and Sibi are thrilled. She’s been traveling with him while he’s been touring around for American Hustle.”

Christian and Sibi’s kids are going to be 8 or 9 years apart, which means that their daughter’s angsty years are going to be extra angsty with a little kid screaming in her ear. But what’s really crazy is that these two are having another child. FOR WHY? Children are a mess and I don’t know how some of you do it. I’m only typing this right now, because yesterday I made the smart decision of going to Ikea on a Saturday afternoon AND the child play area was closed. Chirruns were everywhere. They were jumping on couches (yes, I got shades of Tommy Girl on Oprah), pulling sheets off of beds, running into me and losing their minds. It was like being trapped in Justin Bieber’s head while he’s having a tantrum. It’s a miracle that I didn’t leave Ikea on a stretcher and with a tranquilizer dart stuck in my neck after having a Bale-like meltdown.