Night Crumbs

Raise your shovels high and cheer, gold diggers! Laura Silverman birthed out Simon Cowell’s first (and probably only) kid today. Do you think Simon will give Laura her pink slip before or after he breastfeeds his son for the first time? – Popsugar

Duchess Kate might be wearing the exact same dress from Sears that my abuelitaalways used to wear to church and breakfast at IHOP, and because I don’t want a chancleta to the face, I’m going to say that my abuelita definitely wore it better – Lainey Gossip

So says Pepsi’s main ho – Celebitchy

Lady CaCa Presents: Nipples Trapped In A Doily – Drunken Stepfather

My takeaway from this is that Elisabeth Hasselcrack didn’t get any Valentine’s Day cards as a child – The Superficial

Miss J is sashaying back onto the catwalks of America’s Next Top Model and yes, that show still exists – Jezebel

So basically, Kit Harington was on that Biggest Loser diet and exercise plan – Towleroad

Jamie Anderson says that they should rename it the HOlympics – IDLYITW

The delusion is as thick as her neck veins: Chupa Zoe wants to be Robert Pattinson’s stylist – Reality Tea

Rosie O’Donnell Star Jones’d it in the name of health – HuffPo

Every cast member from Girls should be on this list because they’ll make you want to turn the gun on yourself – Pajiba

Somebody should tell Mimi that a small family of white weasels have set up camp on her shoulders – Hollywood Tuna

The Jennifer Jason Leigh to Karlie Kloss’ Bridget Fonda went to ballet class – Popoholic

Colin Farrell tells Ellen something your drunk, horny ass already knew – ICYDK

Some V muscle hotness on this Valentine’s Friday – The Berry

Olympic skier Gus Kentworthy SANS PANTS – OMG Blog

Bethenny Frankelstein will beg to go back to The Real Housewives of New York City in 3..2.. – Just Jared

Shouldn’t they have just called this Identity Theft 2? – Moe Jackson

Pussy Curling: The greatest Olympic sport that will never be – Buzzfeed