In the year 2014, you aren’t officially officially fucking full-time until you’ve Instagrammed your couples portrait, so I guess this means that humanized twink dolphin Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black are officially officially doing things that Phil Robertson regularly thinks about in detail. Tom and DLB (possible couple name: ToDu) followed up their natural, impromptu and not-at-all choreographed photo shoot in Texas with this picture of them looking like a cartoon Peter Pan and Voldemort in a Muggle disguise while having dinner at a fancy restaurant in London after the taping of the first episode of the UK version of that reality show Splash, which Tom’s a judge on. You know it’s a fancy restaurant, because they have lamps on the table. You also know it’s a fancy restaurant, because Tom said on Instagram that he had the beef wellington and only the fanciest of fancy restaurants have beef wellington on the kid’s menu. I would say that Tom saying he loves beef wellington means that Dustin Lance Black is uncut, but anybody who has seen DLB’s fuck pics knows that’s not true.
And after dinner, Tom and DLB went to G-A-Y where Tom posed for pictures with the club’s owner and a dog who is either drunk as fuck or mortified that it’s getting photographed while wearing a dirty terry cloth vest.