Open Post: Hosted By Danica Patrick

December 20, 2013 / Posted by:

Hold all of Henry Cavill and A-Rod’s calls and don’t ask what that “wet fish flopping on an oiled-up rubber pillow” sound coming from their bedroom is. They’re going to need some quality alone time with these pictures.

Here’s race car driver/bikini model Danica Patrick after the US government filled her with all the HGHs and built her up as the only She-Hulk who is powerful enough to take down Khloe Kardashian. No, Danica put on a rubber muscle suit (based on Madge’s natural body) to shoot a GoDaddy Super Bowl commercial with a bunch of hot muscles heads in L.A. two days ago. Yes, Danica’s clit is probably thicker than all of those dudes’ peens, but I would, every single one of them and I wouldn’t even complain when they squeezed the eyeballs out of my head with their anaconda thighs.

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