Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 6, 2013 / Posted by:

The gorgeous, scene-stealing butt chin on Michael Campayno, the actor who played Rolf in that Sound of Music Live! shit last night.

I’ll get to Carrie Underwood a little later when the caffeine drowns the hangover I got from eating a box of Target wine and smoking a forest full of the good shit to get through that wreck, but for now, let’s pay tribute to one of the breakout stars last night: Rolf’s butt chin! Rolf is the Nazi messenger boy with a heart of gold who’s in lust, or some shit, with that Liesl girl and together they sing “Sixteen Going On Seventeen” on a set made with leftover pieces from the Matterhorn ride at Disneyland. If there was a hot tub, a pitcher of iced tea and a paper grocery bag full of wine coolers and condoms on that set, it would look exactly like a scene out of To Catch A Predator: The Musical. Rolf was more like seventeen going on twenty eight and a half.

But who cares if Sixteen Going on Seventeen is a pedophile lullaby, Rolf’s tight freakum shorts and plump butt chin made me forget all about that. Rolf served up two large servings of bubble butt. One serving was on his chin and the other serving was in those Nazi go-go boy shorts.

Just ignore the PedoBear waltz they’re doing and focus on Rolf’s butt chin, Fifth Reich ass and bulge.

I know. The bulge was alive! Rolf’s butt chin is a thing of natural beauty and looks better than most actual butts (see: Lindsay Lohan). Not since Sarah from Models Inc. has a glorious butt chin like Rolf’s graced my screen. If this whole singing and dancing thing doesn’t work out, Rolf should totally look into a career in chin porn.

(Pic via NBC)

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