“Your total Is $4.20, Next Window Please”
Have you ever sat around eating McDonalds or Burger King and started stoner-philosophizing about why you can’t supersize your 6-piece nugget combo to include jungle juice and weed? Of course you have! It’s America’s favorite pastime. Well, for all of you praying for the day you can get drugs in a happy meal (you can in Florida; everything comes with your choice of meth or meth) get to Georgia, because you might get lucky next time you make a burger run.
According to TMZ, 32-year-old Amy Seiber is your god today, because she was fired from her job at Wendy’s after a customer called 911 to complain that she had found a half-smoked blunt in her cheeseburger:
According to police, Seiber said she had been smoking pot on the job and conveniently “misplaced” the blunt inside the customer’s burger. The blunt was taken as evidence and Seiber was arrested for possession of marijuana.
We spoke to the lucky customer, who tells us she experienced food poisoning-type symptoms after the incident and had to be hospitalized.
So far, she says Wendy’s has offered to help pay for her medical bills … and has even generously thrown in a $50 gift certificate. Like she’ll ever eat at Wendy’s ever again.
A rep for Wendy’s tells TMZ, “Obviously the employee broke the rules and did not follow proper food handling steps. We are deeply sorry that this incident occurred.” The rep says the franchisee is working out a favorable solution with the customer, including paying her medical bills.
You got food poisioning-like symptoms? DRAMATIC. Guess what, dum-dum, everybody gets food poisioning-like symptoms from Wendy’s; has anyone ever eaten 2 Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers and fries dipped in a Frosty and not thought “Why all of a sudden do I have the overwhelming feeling that I need to make peace with my god?”
The only thing missing from this story is Her Royal Highness Princess Cheeseburger Flip-flop of Atlanta. If Florida is the reigning state of meth n’ bath salts stories, then Georgia is the undefeated king of the fucked-up cheeseburger stories. Stay classy, Southern States.
And here’s Amy Seiber’s mugshot, which also doubles as the headshot she can bring to her Orange Is The New Black audition (her character’s prison name can be Cheeseblazer):
(Pics via TMZ)