Iggy Azalea Wants You To Think That Her Coochie Lips Did Not Make An Appearance At The EMAs Last Night
White Australian lady rapper (yes, a white Australian lady rapper exists in real life) Iggy Azalea probably figured that Miley Cyrus’ famished ham wallet would make an appearance at the MTV EMAs in Amsterdam last night, so she one upped the Lizard Camel Toe Duchess of the South by letting her hairless albino beaver come out and say hi while adjusting her panties in front of the photographers on the carpet. I was just grateful my eyes weren’t laying on Miley’s chocha labios for once. I let out a queef of relief every time I see a vulva and it isn’t attached to Billy Ray’s kin. But wait. Right after this (NSWFish) picture of Iggy showing us what’s behind the black crotch curtain was passed around, she went on Twatter and twatted about how that isn’t one of her twat lips, it’s her front butt.
Lol! That's my ass from the front not my pussy!!!! Bahahaha! I glued my panties to my pussy before I went out I'm not that stupid.
— IGGY AZALEA (@IGGYAZALEA) November 10, 2013
“Stared at Iggy Azalea’s crotch situation for a long 15 minutes” is on my list of shit I’ve done today and I’m still confused as to what’s going on down there. I don’t know what’s going on down there, but it looks like it’s slurping up her panties. This is why all high schools should teach front butt in human anatomy class. On another note, spraying pussy glue on your panties isn’t only a good way to keep your labia from the public, it’s also a good way to keep your stuff hairless throughout the night. Every time Iggy ripped her glued-on panties off to take a piss, she got an instant Brazilian.