Open Post: Hosted By PP And A Pumpkin PP

October 30, 2013 / Posted by:

I was just about to scream for the cancellation of Slutoween because I hadn’t yet seen pictures of the patron saint of the ho stroll and international supermodel Phoebe Price posing at that fame whore pumpkin patch in Beverly Hills, but crisis averted!

While dressed as the ringmaster of the Circus of Fuckery, Chicken Cutlets turned an extra long pumpkin into a pumpdick (or peenkin?) and a pair of pumpkins into pumptits. Slutoween can finally go on now that Phoebe Price has made our retinas cream by posing like she’s got a big pumpkin dick. And yes, it took a giant pumpkin dick for me to finally say it, but I would.

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