Ah came in like a wreeeeeeeeeeeeeeckin’ pug.
At least Miley Cyrus’ video for “Wrecking Ball” is good for something! Miley rubbing her hillbilly chipmunk lizard crotch all over a wrecking ball inspired this pug’s soon-to-be-award-winning Halloween costume. McKenna of Madison, Wisconsin made her own Wrecking Ball costume for her pug Tottie and entered her Pooch into Petco’s costume contest (click here to vote for Tottie). The winner gets $25,000, which will pay for the dog therapy and Valium biscuits that Tottie will need to deal with the humiliation of having White Ratchet Barbie on her back.
Yes, this costume is perfection wrapped in perfection and the look in Tottie’s eyes is the exact “Why me?” look that a wrecking ball would make if it had eyes and Miley’s naked body was sitting on it. But this costume is missing something very important: where is the yeasty tongue?!