Johnny Depp has won several gold medals in the tragic sport of Fighting The Hot and you can put another gold medal around his neck for dying his locks a lovely shade of bladder juice. That hair screams: RAY-J WAS HERE. Having yellow hair is only okay if your last name is Simpson and you’re from Springfield. 50-year-old dudes should never ever have jaundice hair on purpose.
Johnny Depp debuted his new broken toilet hair color at The 57th BFI London Film Festival Awards Night in London two nights ago. Johnny was there to present Sir Christopher Lee with a special award.
And yes, I’d hit it, golden shower hair and all, but only if Sir Christopher Lee turned me down first.