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October 21, 2013 / Posted by:

The most adorable drug mule ever!

It’s probably ever day when prison guards see a pussy trying to smuggle in drugs, but it’s not every day that prison guards see the other kind of pussy trying to smuggle in drugs. Guards at a prison in Moldova knew something in the milk wasn’t clean (or something in the pussy collar was WEED) when a little grey and white pussy kept going into and leaving the prison through a hole in the fence. They squinted their eyes even more and got extra suspicious when they noticed that shifty little pussy’s collar looked extra bulky. They caught the weed-smuggling puss and found bags of the good shit taped to its collar. That Pussy Full of Grace was caught!

The prison guards believe that the white and grey cat regularly delivered weed to prisoners. But now that it’s been caught, those prisoners will have to get their good shit elsewhere, the police are searching for the drug pussy’s trainer and that cat has been sent to a prison where its been forced to share a cell with Claire Danes (and that’s the worst punishment of all).

You know what, though, that drug-smuggling puss had a good run and hopefully it can get high for the rest of its days thanks to all the catnip it made from being a drug runner for criminals. And I wish I could train my lazy ass dog to go to the weed shop for me, but his ass would betray me by trading that weed in for some bacon and cat cookies.

via The Daily MailĀ 

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