Marilyn Manson wiped the layers of Manic Panic White Goth cream and black blood of Lucifer eyeliner off of his face and threw a “Eastern European lesbian tennis player circa 1987” wig on his head to shoot a cameo for one of his favorite shows Eastbound & Down. No word on who Marilyn plays, but judging by this look I’m guessing it’s one of these:
1. The corpse of a middle-aged Danny Partridge whose been embalmed with Bisquick and had his eyeballs removed (WHERE ARE HIS EYEBALLS?).
2. A grown Napoleon Dynamite after a Kertain treatment.
3. A Lily Tomlin wax figure that was made by a blind person using parts from an old Alan Rickman wax figure.
And yes, I’d probably hit it (it’s the ginger skid mark brows).
Here’s Marilyn looking like Marilyn with his girlfriend Lindsay Usich at the Eastbound & Down season premiere party in L.A. last month.