Here’s Bradley Cooper letting the sun’s rays touch his nips and chest fur during some alone time on a beach in Honolulu on Saturday. Crazy bitch using his t-shirt as a head wrap. Either B. Coop doesn’t like tans (copyright: Stephanie Yellowhair) on his forehead and ears and is using his t-shirt as a sun-blocking bonnet or he suddenly got a toothache so he wrapped his head with that t-shirt. Or maybe wearing a blue t-shirt around your head is code for something. You know, like wearing a magenta hanky on your right means you’re really into fucking armpits with your nose. Wearing a blue t-shirt around your head probably means that you’re really into reading Lolita to a fetus while the paps take pictures of it.