It’s time for me to admit the truth. Jodie Marsh’s most elegant era has come to an end. Let’s all officially say goodbye to this:
I know that for the past few years Jodie Marsh has been de-elegant-ing her look by covering up her silicone globe titties and wearing clothes that are bigger than an ant’s blindfold, but I didn’t really believe it until I saw these pictures of her walking out of ITV studios in London this morning. A blazer, jeans and a shirt that shows zero percent of her titty skin?! She’s dressed like a damn nun if nuns bought their uniforms exclusively at Ann Taylor Loft. The Jodie Marsh of 2008 would wear only that blazer out in public and she’d call it her “going to Sunday mass” look. The Jodie Marsh of 2008 carried a pillow (aka a giant knee pad) around just in case she wanted to give a spontaneous beej to her piece-of-the-moment and the Jodie Marsh of 2013 is carrying that pillow around because she’s going to nap on it during the car ride home.
It is officially the end of an era when England’s Finest Rose is covering her pristine petals with a business casual blazer and cuffed jeans.