Would You Hit It?

August 1, 2013 / Posted by:

No, this is not Channing Tatum on the set of Picked Scabs & Fingernail Dirt: The True Story Of Puck from The Real World: San Francisco. This is Channing Tatum on the Chicago set of The Wachowskis’ Jupiter Ascending. Channing plays some kind of wolf elf warrior thing who is sent to Earth by the Queen of the Universe to track down and capture a human girl, played by Mila Kunis. That plot sounds exactly like Scientology’s hunt to find Tommy Girl a new wife. But back to Carol O’Neal…

Even though every wannabe skater in the 90s had that hair and his goatee looks like dead grass and those eyebrows look like piss-soaked tampon halves, I still would. It’s the ears.

Pics: Splash

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