Here’s a topless picture of Zach Braff that he tweeted to Channing Tatum with the question, “When are auditions for Magic Mike 2?” Please, Zach just wanted a reason to show his followers a picture of his succulent bacon-wrapped Vienna sausage nipples. You know, Zach Braff has always looked like a bird to me. He kind of looks like Michael Cera’s biological father bird. But seeing him topless in a dim lit office is kind of doing things to me. That selfie looks like a picture from Joyce DeWitt’s (it’s the hair) test shoot for Playboy. So yes, I’d hit it. But at this point, I’m so hard up I’d hit that chair too.