Kat Von D And DeadMau5 Broke Up Again

Kat Von D and DeadMau5’s crotch crabs can return the tuxedos and gowns they rented, because the under-water themed wedding of the year is canceled and is never going to happen. “I am turning inside/out with SHOCK” said every single one of us, because we all thought that they’d last longer than a herp breakout in August. I mean, he proposed on Twitter with a picture of an engagement ring. If that isn’t the sign of true forever love, then I don’t know what is. But sadly, just like Vanilla Gorilla before him, DeadMau5 broke Kat’s heart when he broke his tattooed mouse dick on a side slut’s crotch. Kat said on Twitter today that another fiancé has bit the dust:

Cheating on your loved one is the most hurtful thing one could do. I hate to have to admit, that this relationship is indeed over.

— Kat Von D (@thekatvond) June 26, 2013

Um, well to me, the most hurtful thing one can do is, I don’t know, murder me, serve me iceberg lettuce without blue cheese dressing or play an unforgivable joke on me by telling me that Joan Collins is dead. But that’s just me. Oh well, Kat and DeadMau5’s Powder-on-meth-looking ass will get back together and break up again before she goes on to date some other ho who she’ll get engaged to after five seconds and then break up with after he cheats on her. We’ve all seen the movie and the sequel so we know how this shit is going to play out.