Afternoon Crumbs

June 19, 2013 / Posted by:

Courtney Stodden got a pair of silicone titty bags installed and celebrated by posing in a totally natural photo shoot. The porn iguana truly is a masterful model, because look at how she makes a sensual dead-eyed face as the skin on her chest slowly rips open – The Superficial

The model who RPattz kisses in his Dior ad should really be put in the Twihard Protection Program, because they’re coming after her – Lainey Gossip

It’s the early 80s so Paul Rudd really needs some side beard creeping out of his chonies to make this look authentic – Towleroad

Miley Cyrus and her attention whore tongue star in VICE: The Music VideoHollywood Tuna

Something your eyes really didn’t need today: Backdoor Farrah’s uncensored topless surgery picture – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Beyonce’s next album is going to take a while because she’s still deciding who she wants to copy from – The Berry

Melissa Etheridge should’ve just called it a day and say “AH’M TEAM ANISTON FOREVER!” – Celebitchy

Shailene Woodley got cut from The Amazing Spider-Man 2Just Jared

I wish that after Jenny McCarthy put a spoonful of that salad in her mouth, the photographer told her that the dressing is made with vaccines – ICYDK

It feels like Busy Phillips’ is doing it the Jessica Simpson way by staying pregnant for years – Popoholic

Oh look, Kim Kartrashian just happened to be in front of a camera…. while in a bikini…. five days before giving birth – Popsugar

The only thing about Matt Lauer that’s 9 inches, extra girthy and salivating at the tip is his ego – SOW

The fashion world will never be the same again: The Men’s Wearhouse dude got fired – Hollywood Rag

Selena Gomez is scrubbing the Justin Bieber off of her body with a ginger bush – I’m Not Obsessed

NOOOOO!!!! Now who will write songs about black mascara tears that I’ll listen to on my headphones when nobody’s around? – Videogum

Bad news for gold diggers, Bethenny Frankelstein isn’t getting married again – Reality Tea

“Whatever happened to Freddie Prinze Jr.?” is the question I ask myself every single day – HuffPo 

The Glitter Gays of YouTube just got their new captains – Jezebel



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