Amy Poehler Went On A Date With Nick Kroll

April 2, 2013 / Posted by:

When Amy Poehler and Will Arnett broke up, the definition of true love drowned its feelings in cake batter and whiskey stew, and it pulled the bed sheets over its head and hasn’t come out since. Most of us figured (no, we didn’t) that Amy would realize that she’d never find love like that again and she’d become a recluse and only come out of her mansion to turn the garden hose on couples walking by hand-in-hand. But Knope! Page Six says that Amy is trying to find love again and went out to eat things with comedian Nick Kroll who she knows from UCB. They could’ve just gone out as friends, but a witness says they were cozy and shit.

A spy tells us the two looked “cozy” as they sat across from each other at a small table. The couple also went unnoticed by other customers as they dined. “No one really recognized them,” a witness told us. While sources tell us that this wasn’t a first date, reps for the two comics didn’t get back to us.

I don’t really know anything about Nick Kroll, but while reading his Wiki page, I learned that his dad is some kind of corporate investigations mogul (whatever that is) and is worth billions of dollars! I know Amy has millions of dollars, but billions of dollars buys more waffles than millions of dollar does. So don’t L’eggo that Eggo, Amy.

And here’s Amy at a park in Beverly Hills with her son on Sunday.

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