Thursday, March 21st 2013

Presented Without Comment

via @amandabynes (Thanks to Isabelle for sending this in and giving me the image of a chalk outline around Amanda Bynes' cooch)

Posted by: Michael K


LisaRose's picture

I wish she would do a sit down with Oprah or something. I'd love to hear how she handles a conversation when asked questions.

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Whirlykins's picture

I love a train wreck as much as the next person but I sincerely hope Bines isn't headed down that road much longer. A few months back there was a blind about how she's has a serious anxiety disorder and I believe it. A true mental disorder is the only type of exception I make for fuck ups and I feel for her.

Otherwise, her tweet is both disturbing and amusing.

Green Is Good's picture

This is disturbing on so many levels.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

LOLLL El B I'd settle for a mere "hello der" on the street.... AT LEAST A HAND SHAKE AND A SMILE!!!

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El Bastardo's picture

Who wants to murder me penis? Even assault it would do!

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Irma's picture

Submitted by MinxInSpace on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 8:35am.
Was Amanda really a huge child star? She was on some Nickeledeon shows and then went on to the WB and a few shit movies that are always playing on the TV where I get my nails done. That's not exactly a huge fall that merits this kind of crazy breakdown.
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True, but based on the fact that she was leading a comedy show as a kid, I think people were building her up for a successful long-term career (there were a lot of "new Lucille Ball" comments) that people never would have expected from other teen stars of the time.

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Submitted by elmo533 on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by QueenyBean on Thu, 03/21/2013
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HAHAHAHA he's really not. He looks kinds stupid. P.S. Is that Leslie as your avie?!?!

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Why yes, yes it is. (sorry for replying so late)

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Not well, poor thing. Her parents (if they cared) should check in on her. I've read quite a few blinds about her sexploits that seem a little ick. Something 'ain't right

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Submitted by MinxInSpace on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 8:35am.
Was Amanda really a huge child star? She was on some Nickeledeon shows and then went on to the WB and a few shit movies that are always playing on the TV where I get my nails done. That's not exactly a huge fall that merits this kind of crazy breakdown.

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She was big during that 2005-2007 period where Lohan and Mischa Barton were big. Anybody who was considered "promising" during that time period has turned into a fucking disaster.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Submitted by colt13 on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 11:24am.

Question? Is a woman like this all talk, or does she have game in the bedroom?
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mostly talk, insecure about not only how people perceive her but also her sexuality.

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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen

Question? Is a woman like this all talk, or does she have game in the bedroom?

I would laugh if she is a lesbian, just trying to throw us off the scent.

Schnikes's picture

Drake sucks but at least he's good for some solid parodies.

Started From Degrassi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMtMRl5gNOo

Or

Shit Drake Says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP4lq9Msl-E

M.E.'s picture

Amanda's iPhone needs a breathalyzer.

Cake666's picture

Who?

Kumbaya, bitch.

Poopele's picture

If you ask him to do it, then he would get off with manslaughter.

PrettyHateMachine's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 8:59am.

No no no..you've got it backwards! Russell said Katy loved the wheelchair porn! Lol.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 9:06am.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 8:58am.

Yeah, he was on the newer one. I completely forgot about their stupid names on the first one. LOL!! I didn't think my mom would let me watch a show about a girl my age who was pregnant so I watched it in secret.

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Remember the chick with the chubster brother who would leave the house looking like a nun and show up at school looking like a hooker? ah good times. I heard that the dude that played Wheels died.

OMG Yes! LOL I had no idea Wheels died. I googled and he was very young. I found this article and it's very sad. He was dead for 4 years before people realized it.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/28/arts/television/neil-hope-dies-at-35-d...

smokeybaconflavour's picture

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...the poor thing

Jimmy Bocca's picture

She needs friends. Cos a real friend would never let you send out a high tweet like that and embarrass yourself.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 8:58am.

Yeah, he was on the newer one. I completely forgot about their stupid names on the first one. LOL!! I didn't think my mom would let me watch a show about a girl my age who was pregnant so I watched it in secret.

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Remember the chick with the chubster brother who would leave the house looking like a nun and show up at school looking like a hooker? ah good times. I heard that the dude that played Wheels died.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

She needs to hook up with Russell Brand... didn't sugartits say he had a wheelchair porn fetish when she left his ass.... lolll

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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 8:44am.

he was in the second batch of Degrassi losers right? I remember watching it with Wheels, Snake and Spike. What a fucking piece of caca that show was but that didn't stop me from watching it.

Yeah, he was on the newer one. I completely forgot about their stupid names on the first one. LOL!! I didn't think my mom would let me watch a show about a girl my age who was pregnant so I watched it in secret.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 8:36am.
I love threads about Drake because I always laugh that I am not the only one who calls him Wheelchair Jimmy and was surprised to find he could actually walk.

he was in the second batch of Degrassi losers right? I remember watching it with Wheels, Snake and Spike. What a fucking piece of caca that show was but that didn't stop me from watching it.

I too am baffled at that fugface Drake's popularity.

louise_brooks's picture

I love threads about Drake because I always laugh that I am not the only one who calls him Wheelchair Jimmy and was surprised to find he could actually walk.

MinxInSpace's picture

Was Amanda really a huge child star? She was on some Nickeledeon shows and then went on to the WB and a few shit movies that are always playing on the TV where I get my nails done. That's not exactly a huge fall that merits this kind of crazy breakdown.

And seriously....who the hell wants their vagina murdered? I can see requesting a good hard bang but murder? I think Mandy pants is a virgin 'cause no one whose been fucked good and well enough to be sore the next day would request that kind of fuckery.

PrettyHateMachine's picture

But why isn't her account verified?

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Submitted by bigorexia on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 3:16am.
Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:29pm.

am I the only one who finds Drake straight up fugly and also pretty damn terrible at rapping?

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parkerj's picture

Its not even this ho statement I want @Drake to murder my vagina thats the real issue. Its the fact that i can picture her saying this with a crazy, drugged out look on her face (in her wigga get up) that makes it all wrong. Its all twisted.

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annobanano's picture

At least she didn't say Pussy!!!

Stock Broker's picture

Did she confuse her tic-tacs for meds again?

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chinchilla's picture

now there's something i didn't expect to read when i logged on this morning and it's dlisted so that's saying A LOT lol. @ least Drake knows what name to put on the
restraining order.
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LOL @ angry_secretary!

Ophelias evil twin's picture

always trying to hide that bulbous clown nose.

how long will her reign of cray cray last before we get a R.I.P. TMZ post?

fredfred's picture

perfect example of how females can be part of the problem.

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letinstar's picture

sounds like someone is off her meds...again...

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vsminimoose's picture

What is she doing? It's like a few years ago she just stopped and said "I think I'll start acting like lindsay lohan/miley cyrus." So now she does all of this dumb shit for attention. If she wants the attention so bad why didn't she just stay in acting?

bigorexia's picture

Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 10:29pm.

am I the only one who finds Drake straight up fugly and also pretty damn terrible at rapping?

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Yeah, the first time I saw him, I thought he looked like he was missing a few genes.

Get Serious's picture

And her conversion from normal looking young woman to nasty ass wigger is complete...

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MickeyHolland's picture

She's totally setting herself up for the question "Why stop there?".

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Who are you calling silly cow?

MissJaneTexas's picture

I don't know why but I feel sympathy for this chick. She has been comic relief and fun in most movies she has been on. Where are her real friends ?!? I think drake has put some great raps out but he always be wheelchair jimmy.

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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:54am.

Oh, congrats on getting attention.
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yup.

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Daniee's picture

Submitted by angry_secretary on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:05pm.

twitter is hilariously blowing up over Amanda's tweet. here's a few gems:
@demonbaby Amanda Bynes as young, horny, aspiring author Jessica Fletcher in the WB's new prequel series "Murder My Vagina, She Wrote."
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Bwaahahaa hahahaha!! I'm not on the twitter, Maybe I AM missing out on something that my neice keeps telling me about!

Irma's picture

It's so painful to see her public meltdown, I really never would have predicted this would happen to Amanda Bynes (yet Hillary Duff is so boringly normal! I guess she had the good luck of mediocre talent and enough intelligence to know to get out once she was too old to do the teen idol thing). Seriously we need more legislation protecting child and teen actors.

It's clearly an unhealthy situation to put kids in the "star" role (especially when it won't last into adulthood for most), even more so for kids leading TV shows. But people always want to blame former child actors for their own craziness.

Stoney's picture

Oh, congrats on getting attention.
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Grace Jones's picture

Hi Foxxy! Wow. Just... Wow. I am in awe. That is some serious shit. I didn't even know Serena and Drake dated! (I can't copy + paste well on my phone.) But I love the juicy gossip under the top layer of general public knowledge!!

bird's picture

Done next one

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Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:29am.

You know I do feel sorry for these young kids, at least our rappers had swag. Nowadays they have Lil Wayne's yuckmouf and Chris Baby and Justin Fetus and Dreck over here 8-P

don't forget the greatest rapper ever in the history of rap Rick Ross!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

ditquoi's picture

You know I do feel sorry for these young kids, at least our rappers had swag. Nowadays they have Lil Wayne's yuckmouf and Chris Baby and Justin Fetus and Dreck over here 8-P

Craigypants's picture

She has always been a shrinking violet.

Britneys cheap ass wig's picture

Lmao @ angry secretary

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