Thursday, March 21st 2013

Open Post: Hosted By Pricasso

I don't know if this is an auction, but I'm still raising my paddle, because I will sell my entire family, all of my internal organs and my burned DVD copies of the entire season of Titans for just a one-minute pony rode with Dlisted's favorite artist Pricasso!

Pricasso is the artiste who paints masterpieces with his peen and he's also the one who's wearing the same outfit you wore to work today. If you're in Sydney, the weekend forecast is calling for a 100% of precipitation in your panties, because Pricasso is there doing what he does best at Sexpo 2013. Giddyup!

And who knew that My Buddy's grandpa was a world famous artist and legendary panty creamer?

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:51am.

No worries, Within. I am sure you will be fine. Just find someone who really knows their stuff...that's all I could do!

Foxxy & GG:

No, Wicked Single is some ultra-stupid dating show on VH1. It has like some seriously ugly 20 somethings talking and doing stupid crap. Like a dating reality show...blehhh...

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Within Def some awesome shows to check out if you are in to that sort of thing! Night!
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WithinReason...'s picture

Boredas, NDNchief said he had the whole set, sounds like it might be worth it.

Have a good night.

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Within, it was one of those shows that where you could tell budget was really low, and like GG said you could see the boom mics, and these little mistakes, but even as a kid growing up in the 90s, and watching Are you Afraid of the Dark, WHICH TO THIS DAY IS SCARY AS FUCK!, DS on sci-fi kind of gave me the creeps.
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WithinReason...'s picture

GG, I think some DL people could give those guys a good run for their money too. Ahem, I've heard some ahnus talk around here, that can have you on the floor laughing!

@Boredas, I will definitely watch MTS3K. Thank you. And yeah, everyone was saying that about Dark Shadows that the kiddies were actually scared after school hahahaha

Night night GG! Better be getting to bed too. Good night all.

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Gardening Girl's picture

Im going to check out rifftrax. Thanks for the tip boredas. Well Im out. See you all in the am!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

Night VOB!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

VOB, my middle boy is like that...he doenst realize he's hot. I tell him he's handsome but he says I only tell him that because I'm his mom and I'm "supposed to tell him stuff like that". He has girls doing double talkes. I think he's finally realizing it because his girlfriend told him that all the girls in high school thought he was hot.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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VOB, no worries, we believe you but... You're not Mrs. Franco, ARE YOU? hahaha

And we should! Night night Batty! Sweet dreams.

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GG, those smart mouth assholes could teach us all a thing or two. PS: the creators/voices of MST3000 do a series that can be found on youtube called rifftrax. It's not the robots just the voices.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC-QoeQixlw

"Pretty tough to look bad ass standing next to a volvo" they would have made twilight so much more enjoyable to watch if you watched while they just ripped the shit out of it the whole time.

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veryoldbat's picture

Night.. Thanks for the PR party GG.
See you tomorrow.xo

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Gardening Girl's picture

Dark Shadows...the cardboard tombstones, booms coming way low, and the loud crunching sound they used to make when they walked around. It was awsome!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

veryoldbat's picture

WE should find a way to FB.. I don't want to post fam pics here.
OK. Withy.. He's 17. He has no idea what he looks like..
He can barely find the door in the morning.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

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Within they have whole episodes of MST3000 on youtube yes, you just gotta search...

The older show was Dark Shadows
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhk61jmY3lI

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VOB, it's James Franco's hot brother. We go on and on about him, you didn't know? Those pics are probably 5 years old, Idk. He's much better than James "the serious actor" Franco very funny guy!

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Gardening Girl's picture

I thought I could talk shit but watching MTS3K made me realize I had a lot to learn.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

WithinReason...'s picture

Boredas, that's brilliant. hahaha. Are they all on YT? I thought it was the old-timey show you were talking about, but they're commenting throughout, lmao!

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DAVE FRANCO! My future HUSBAND! MMMMMMMMM
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Within, yea, but that was the problem. The original Dark Shadows wasn't funny. It was a horror campy like soap opera.

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veryoldbat's picture

IM very serious.. Who is this kid.. He looks like my son..

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

veryoldbat's picture

IM very serious.. Who is this kid.. He looks like my son..

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

boredasfuckyo's picture

Yup less than a month before it came out...Lmao! A 90s remake fine, a remake with Burton and Depp, nope!

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WithinReason...'s picture

No comment VOB, not until you confirm whether you've had the talk. *zips mouth*

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Omg, Batty, ARE YOU SERIOUS!? :O

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veryoldbat's picture

Although if my son sat on a couch and played with his hair like that::: I'd slap him....
Cause I'm a mean mean Mother
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

WithinReason...'s picture

He's 27 GG! He a grown man boy dude beefcake. But man he must get some panties thrown at him. nom nom nom

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veryoldbat's picture

Withy..2 looks like my boy....mmmmmm
Who is he?

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

WithinReason...'s picture

GG, don't think I've seen any of those but now I'm thinking I might start a list of all these good shows! haha

@Boredas, I was just about to ask what every happened to the Depp movie. lol The trailer made it seem very funny.

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Within it's truly magical. They were forced to watch the worse shitty B-movies and then talk shit as they watched it. Best of from one of my favorite episodes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La6PVOINZIU

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Gardening Girl's picture

Oh my god WR, THAT'S jailbait! *hands WR her pedo trench coat*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

I heard he died before the premier...I was giving major side eye at the time. It should have been a sign of how badly it was going to suck...not even Pfiffer's late 60's styling could help.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Ladies and Loopy, some of my fave eye candy.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BD6zzBUCYAAaC4m.jpg:large

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BEFAKufCAAEBglV.jpg:large

https://twitter.com/OHnikki_Usofine/status/288828436947009537/photo/1/la...
(Don't know if the last one is the same hot piece)

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GG Depp was so bad in the movie version; one of the original main characters DIED shortly before the movie was released in theaters
Seriously:
John Herbert Frid(Barnabas Collins)
Died: April 14, 2012

Dark Shadows
Release date(s)
May 11, 2012
He didn't even wanna live long enough to see that shitty remake come out in theaters... Said fuck this, I'm out! LMAO

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Boredas, how is it I missed this show? lol

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I'm with you boredas...I used to love Saturday afternoons when htey used to show the schocky scifi movies from the 50's and early 60's. I wanted to join Starfleet COmmand when I was a kiddie.

Yeah, Dark Shadows 2.0 was a bad bad idea. It gave me second hand embarrassement.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

veryoldbat's picture

ULI .. Who are you talking to?

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

boredasfuckyo's picture

One of my favorite episodes of MST3000 was when they watched some foreign film adaptation of Hamlet. And the ghost that appeared had on this flashy flamboyant like robe and crown, and one of them goes "Ladies and gentleman, Miss Patti Labelle!" LMAO!
Another one of my favorites is Squirm.
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Gardening Girl's picture

VOB, you see it dont you? RIchard is an asshat who thinks he's just too fabulous.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 1:21am.

@Boredas, you don't want to know the number of books they have in those courses or their price. It's scandalous! Avoiding them won't work so might as well face the music.
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veryoldbat's picture

MST3000 how did you know!?!?! LOL

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

boredasfuckyo's picture

GG when I was a kid/teen, I would turn on the sci-fi channel every saturday morning and wait for them to play the MST3000 reruns, before that was Dark Shadows reruns, which at first I didn't like/get, but for whatever came to appreciate. It was very odd. Kind of like how I didn't understand my love and fascination with The Mighty Boosh. Anyway, I was major pissed off when Johnny Depp and Tim Burton decided to remake and ruin it. You know Jonathan Frid died shortly after that movie came out.... coincidence? I think not.
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WithinReason...'s picture

That's great VOB! Because there are plans over the summer dependent on how you're doing, jussayin! ;p

@GG, but I like all those things in a movie! :/ just not with fug untalented people.

@Boredas, you don't want to know the number of books they have in those courses or their price. It's scandalous! Avoiding them won't work so might as well face the music.

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veryoldbat's picture

Time foe Richard to go.. Why did they keep him..

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Gardening Girl's picture

Oh my god MST3000. My oldest used to love Crow. When he was little he used to sing along with the song! *sniff sniff* Where does the time go.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/22/2013 - 1:04am.
GG, VOB's probably watching one of those wonderful movies. It's great you can watch almost anything online these days, lol
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Thank goodness for the internet, seriously. I love watching old episodes of MST3000. Fucking LOVE THAT SHOW as a kid! Tom Servo was the business!

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veryoldbat's picture

Foxxy.. No pain today.. So I didn't call.. Bad Bat..
Sweet dreams.
Im so happy not to have pain .. You have no idea... It's kind of euphoric.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

boredasfuckyo's picture

Within, for me at least, it was a retention issue. We had to go to class 4 days a week, and if I recall correctly it was 2 hours long, with maybe a 10 minute break in between. And we had a test like every other week. Whereas the fall/spring which is longer, and in a lot of cases shorter class times and days,we didn't get our first test until like a month or so in. By that time I didn't remember the shit we studied from the beginning. Whereas in the summer because we studied so much 4 days a week and tested probably a week or so later, I retained the information better. I didn't have time to forget what I had learned from a fuckin month ago. Ya' know?

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Gardening Girl's picture

Im glad, VOB.

Yeah that dress was foul.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

I like the old movies...they didnt rely on naked bits, profanity or gatuitous violence. A movie could be enjoyable with brilliant acting. Philadelphia Story, Gone with the Wind ect. Now we have crap like Sucker Punch and anything Eddie Murphy is in.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

veryoldbat's picture

GG..No pain at all tonight.. It's really weird..
... Dare I say I'm getting better?.. IM getting stronger .. And last week I thought they were gonna kill me. Maybe they know what they are doing.. .. Maybe. NO PAIN!!!!

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR