In case you were wondering what Amanda Bynes has been up to ever since she was kicked out of her Manhattan apartment building for turning the place into a giant hotbox, this is what she’s been up to. Amanda’s been searching the forest for larva to stuff into her lips and she’s been pulling clumps of hair out of Barbie’s shower drain to make a wig.
Last night, Amanda brought the foolery on Twitter when she randomly dropped quotes about love and posted two pictures that look like the kind of pictures that the Rock of Love casting office got on a regular basis. What in Aubrey O’Day as a Hunts Point hooker hell is going on with Amanda Bynes? She looks like early days Lil Kim mashed with the worst parts (read: all parts) of Miley Cyrus. In that picture above, she looks like she’s checking her beauty after she fell face first into the bumper of a Tercel while running from the cops. These pictures are making me slowly fall to the floor, just like homegirl’s right eyelash.
Amanda has done a lot of crazy shit in the past, but if those $2 clear Lee Press-on nails aren’t her loudest cry for help, I don’t know what is.