Friday, March 8th 2013

Open Post: Hosted By The Russian Richard Simmons

Let's all have a seat against the wall and let this Speedo-wearing ball of YES take the dance floor and show us how to really move like there's no tomorrow. He's got a potbelly full of hot moves and he's not afraid to let 'em out. You haven't seen the true definition of Gone with the Wind fabulous until you've seen a grown Russian man in a Speedo twirl, swirl and twirl again. This is the same dance that John Travolta does when Kelly Preston tells him that she's going out for the night. It's like getting eye fucked by a rainbow.

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Posted by: Michael K


WithinReason...'s picture

VOB, where'd you go? Yeah, say hi and disappear, way to go! haha

@TR, the Russian dude's dancing with such verve that you hardly pay attention to his pot belly. He is enjoying the FABULOUS moment so much, hot dang, lmao. If you think about it, he kinda has KK's body (minus the jugs), doesn't he?

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TelevisedRevolution's picture

i do think it's interesting that this is a guy who is clearly obese, although he's sprightly and strong, and no one is reacting in disgust or "worrying" about his health.

there IS a double standard, you can't deny it.

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I'll bet it's the Russian Tony Soprano.

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This Russian speedo-wearing twirler is brilliant. Here's what ngaf looks like. HAHAHA

*Good early morning and late night to those still up*

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 5:11pm.

You make me fucking sick. (i love you)
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I love you too sick menstrual vampire!

I just hope you get HELP for your perversions.

"Sookie Snackhouse don't want your breedin' vamp ass fishin' her tampons out of the trash! You want an AIDS BURGER BITCH?" - Lafayette Reynolds(fake quote)

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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by Glambert on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 5:08pm.

Oh, so now you're a guy, huh Funny, because two weeks ago you were a female. Forget what you're supposed to be, Troll?
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Bitch I never pretended to be a female!(at least not seriously! The closest I came to doing that was having my best fag-hag dress me up in drag like 15 years ago...I looked horrible BTW)

WTF is your problem with me?

The last time I even remembered seeing your ass here was when I was having it out with one of gladys last known trolling aliases over a month ago and you said I am some person named Angela(to this day I have no idea who 'Angela' is or what she did but have seen that name floated around in comments from other people)

So keep spreading your bullshit. I think most
ACTIVE dlisted members know that I am a gay male and have known such for a long time due to my posts.

Are you going to pretend I actually hate women next? I think most active members on here with an IQ above borderline mental retardation know that I am joking!

There is only one person on this this website I actually despise and it's gladyslove and her million aliases!

There is a few others that I don't get along with but I have been ignoring them for awhile and they have been ignoring me too so it all seems to work out well!

I can't figure out why you hate me though...

I have not even seen a post of yours until you called me some 'Angela' bitch over a month ago and now gladys is back and you're claiming I was pretending to be a girl 2 weeks ago?(where did I claim to be 'female' 2 weeks ago?)

WTF is your damage?!

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Submitted by princesspoppy on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:15am.

I'm going to bed now. I will catch you tomorrow or whenever you are around. I wish nothing but good things for you and your daughter! You gotta find some things to do now with your new spare time! Think about YOU for awhile.

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Submitted by princesspoppy on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 1:15am.

I cried for three days straight after his text to me. He works where I live for most of the year and said he may not be back at the end of this month because of his illness. And that was it.

Do you have joint custody with your daughter? I can't even imagine what life is like without her and your husband. But I am glad you are acting like your over it. Men want what they can't have. It's dumb, but almost always true.

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I don't see my daughter until tuesday evening. It's a hella long time. I am trying to act over it with my husband (I can't say ex yet!) but it takes all my strength.

ARe you still as upset about his sickness? It sounds like there's only so much you can do.

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Submitted by princesspoppy on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:58am.

I haven't. He told me he was having a few surgeries this week, so I don't know. He is in a different state than me. I did check in with one of our mutual friends who didn't seem worried..so I'm just going to let it be for now. I offered my support to him and told him I would go there if he wanted. I can't do anymore than that.

And I am sorry for what you are going through with your ex! I know that must be hard. I can tell you the best thing you could do (if you still want him back) is to pretend you are over it. I know it's easier said than done, but it's what works best. Is your Daughter going back with you soon?

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:43am.
Princess, that was me! I said my On again Off again of a few years was pretty sick. I really don't know what's going on with him at this point, soo I'm just waiting.
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Yes!! I do remember correctly. I was wondering how you were doing and him, too. So sorry you're going through that. I'm having a hard time since it's my first weekend alone since my husband moved out and my daughter is with him. I did get some exercise so that helps. Have you been in touch with him recently?

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Princess, that was me! I said my On again Off again of a few years was pretty sick. I really don't know what's going on with him at this point, soo I'm just waiting.

How are you tonight?

princesspoppy's picture

PHM happy friday. Did you mention a couple of days ago that you were having a hard time? I might have mixed you up with someone else.

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oOPS

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Submitted by princesspoppy on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:28am.

I'm good. How are you doing tonight?

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submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 12:15am.

how are you?!

TelevisedRevolution's picture

VOB - get some rest, and we'll see you tomorrow.

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PrettyHateMachine's picture

Good Night, VOB! Feel better!

PrettyHateMachine's picture

Omg this is so funny! Hahaha. He rocks!

"This is the same dance that John Travolta does when Kelly Preston" Yess, MK! Lol. I will never again feel self-conscious working out ever again.

And VOB, good luck Monday! Is that your last time going in?

veryoldbat's picture

Benched for the tiredness..
Have a good night!

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

TelevisedRevolution's picture

VOB, i only saw that much later, but i thought it was very kind )as usual for you). Thanks for having my back! :) Some people don't want to really listen , they just want to jump on someone. Wno has time for that?

how are you healing up?

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veryoldbat's picture

TR.. You are leaving me in the weeds here... LOL

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

veryoldbat's picture

Ignore ...
Should have read.. Was trying to support you.
Oh well..

veryoldbat's picture

Hey TR.. I wanted to catch you.. I hope I didn't step on your ones in the chavez
Thread.. I know you don't need back up
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

TelevisedRevolution's picture

hello...not sure who's still here, it got real quiet.

listening to PJ Harvey, that's about it.

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God don't like ugly.

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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 9:56pm.
Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Heb 11:1 (KJV)

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Thing seen do certainly aid faith and hope.

veryoldbat's picture

Ask Doggie.. We are not kind..
But we take care of our own..

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

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Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Heb 11:1 (KJV)

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 9:42pm.
Poppy..you are coherent...
You can always post an SOS here.. One of us will have your back..
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very kind. thank you. I'm having a nervous breakdown but you know, people are so fucking kind when you're vulnerable. It gives you faith in humanity, which is a faith to the future.

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WE are TR.. Your ears must be burning. Scroll down..
Hey you!

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

TelevisedRevolution's picture

Hey people

what's happening? I'm trying to ccnvince myself that it's oay to stay in and just eag some penut butter straight out of the jar. somehow in all my running around today i forgot to get food.

Were you guys talking about Jazz?

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For Doggie

http://youtu.be/PSvvOD4r0Sg

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

veryoldbat's picture

This was an residents video of the storm this morning..
http://goodmorninggloucester.wordpress.com/2013/03/08/shore-road-at-high...

click Shore road video.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 9:39pm.
Who's playing Doggie?
Are you going?

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Hell yes, we're going!

Chieli Minucci
Nelson Rangell (my favorite)
Marion Meadows
Alex Bugnon
Marc Antoine
Nick Colionne
Jeff Golub
Vincent Ingala

And they usually have surprise guests. Last year the surprise guests were Marion Meadows and Shilts.

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veryoldbat's picture

Poppy..you are coherent..

You can always post an SOS here.. One of us will have your back..

How am I.. Just took my meds.. I'll be a good bat in. 20;)!!
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

veryoldbat's picture

Who's playing Doggie?
Are you going?

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

princesspoppy's picture

Oldbat, no kkk is not pregnant. lol how are you?

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 9:30pm.

Just wondering about some big name artists who are playing a gig here in CT next month. No biggie.

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veryoldbat's picture

Hey.. Poppy...
Why is IF in a Kini? Did KK s amino come in?... She preggers for sure?

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

veryoldbat's picture

Doggie..
Withy is the person who knows Jazz as well as TR.
One is a musician and the others Parent was a Jazz
Musician. What's up?

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

princesspoppy's picture

hahahaa i thought it was on the left. That picture cracks me up because there's no sun in ireland and they're posing in a freezing lake trying to look all hot ----- and yes you are off the hook. I'll back you up (because I do believe she's with spawn).

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Submitted by princesspoppy on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 9:22pm.

Irish you said you'd post yourself in a swimsuit if KIMK was really pregnant but i found your swimsuit picture. no shame honey.

http://www.lanephotography.com/newfoundland_swimwear/irish_flag/irish_fl...

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Why, yes! That's me on the right! So it's all settled then - I kept my promise!
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Irish you said you'd post yourself in a swimsuit if KIMK was really pregnant but i found your swimsuit picture. no shame honey.

http://www.lanephotography.com/newfoundland_swimwear/irish_flag/irish_fl...

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Submitted by princesspoppy on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 9:15pm.

Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 9:10pm.
GOOD EVENING EVERYONE I'M HERE NOW EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK.
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*sob* I've been waiting to hear that all day. gurl did you see those irish bathing beauts I posted for you?

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Oh snap, we posted to each other at the same time!
What bathing beauties - when, where? Are they guys? But not in speedos? Point me in the right direction!
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Submitted by princesspoppy on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 9:12pm.

oh shit, am i incoherent?

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Yes, which means you are a pefect Dlisted fit :)
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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 9:10pm.
GOOD EVENING EVERYONE I'M HERE NOW EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK.
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*sob* I've been waiting to hear that all day. gurl did you see those irish bathing beauts I posted for you?

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by Osage Okie on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 5:06pm.

What about foolish, immature guys that talk about boobs too much? There's got to be some mommy issue bullshit you're gonna throw at me, right?

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No, those guys are just pigs and not the kind of swine I would ever spend time with.

I prefer my gentlemen friends to respect women.

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funny story: I was having another FML day at the office so I went and sat with the receptionist, I sat in the soft leather sofas watching the Jody A trial on HLN with her while also watching this Russian dancing on my phone....smiling all the while. I was in full fuck-it mode when a VIP VP walked through, giving me the eyeball, and I didn't give a shit that I was not even pretending to work and did it for about 40 minutes. Although I threw in a flirty "I haven't seen YOU for a while" to this VIP VP who raised his eyebrows at me and said yeah. I showed the receptionist and two 'funny men' this dancing guy at work but no one got it.

oh shit, am i incoherent?

IrishFury's picture

GOOD EVENING EVERYONE I'M HERE NOW EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK.

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we voted for Miguelina because we want him to win all the awards and take pix of his toenails winking at us

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.