Open Post: Hosted By The Russian Richard Simmons
Let's all have a seat against the wall and let this Speedo-wearing ball of YES take the dance floor and show us how to really move like there's no tomorrow. He's got a potbelly full of hot moves and he's not afraid to let 'em out. You haven't seen the true definition of Gone with the Wind fabulous until you've seen a grown Russian man in a Speedo twirl, swirl and twirl again. This is the same dance that John Travolta does when Kelly Preston tells him that she's going out for the night. It's like getting eye fucked by a rainbow.