The Difficult Brown Shows That He's Really A Changed Man By Going Off On A Valet
RiRi was totally right when she said that Fist Brown is completely changed, because look at him being a changed man at a bowling alley in Studio City, CA last night. After leaving a charity event at PINZ bowling alley, the buck-toothed menstrual berry threw a tantrum when the parking valet told him he had to pay the $10 valet fee to get his car. Since the tattooed dingle hanging out of a beaver's ass just can't resist an opportunity to act like a complete asshole, he cursed out the valet and refused to pay the $10. See, totally changed!
TMZ has the video that shows the valet not backing down even though Fist Brown keeps bitching and moaning about how he's not going to pay the ten stupid dollars. At one point, Fist Brown's bodyguard puts some ice on his raging b-hole by telling the valet that they have the money. That didn't help and it made The Difficult Brown even more difficult. Fist Brown said to the man who was just trying to do his job, "We're gonna turn this whole thing out." Eventually, that piece of trash got his car keys and he drove away. TMZ doesn't know if Fist Brown ended up paying the $10. A source told them that he got mad, because he was only inside for 30 minutes and didn't think he should pay the fee.
I know Fist Brown would choke out his own shadow if he thought it was looking at him funny, but turning on the crazy over ten measly ass dollars? During that minute-long tantrum, Fist Brown probably made $10,000 and he's still acting like a dick over an amount of money that ain't shit to him. Of course, Fist Brown has to get bitchy on a dude who's smaller than him. What an incredible asshole. Can't we fast forward to 20 years when that valet is walking by a 7-Eleven and a broke ass Chris Brown is outside begging him for $10?
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Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 03/08/2013 - 2:53pm.
If you have it, make someone happy.
*applauds*
circle of life, karma, pay it forward, simply right etc etc
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
My husband IS a valet at a casino and there are certain celebrities who won't tip at all but then others will fork over $100. If you have it, make someone happy.
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So he only bothered to show up to a charity event for a measly 30 minutes and then bitched about $10? There aren't enough adjectives to describe what a loser he is.
can't wait for the inevitable day when Fist gets shot by a real thug
He's such an asshole. Ish.
My favorite thing about this whole story is that it was a charity event for "inner city youth" (according to TMZ)...and CB left after 30 minutes. Refusing to pay $10 was just the icing on the cake.
IMO if you fast forward 20 years this fool will be in prison picking up cigarette butts and selling his a$$ for 25 cents or a quarter.
Submitted by Latex Jungle on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:11pm.
This mutha threw a tantrum over 10 BUCKS?!!!
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When I was a cocktail waitress I once waited on an obviously working-class guy who tipped well throughout the evening--if anything, he over-tipped. He declined last call and told me a little sheepishly, "To be honest, I don't get paid until tomorrow and I don't have enough money to tip you for another beer."
Of course, I bought him his last beer.
And that's the difference between real people and this fucking douchebag.
Submitted by FabulousDivaBuns on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:58pm.
It's not just the Rihanna incident that people can't stand Chris Brown over. There's the Good Morning America chair-throwing, window breaking tantrum; the club fights with Drake and Frank Ocean; there's the disgusting things he said to that Jenny Johnson chick (to be fair, she was instigating, but still, he stepped up to the plate and proved yet again what a disgusting, violent, cretinous pile of dogshit he is), not to mention the innumerable other Twitter meltdowns he has had; there is the time a few years ago he took a fan's phone and refused to give it back, and ultimately threw it out a car window and smashed it; how about all of the countless homophobic and sexist slurs he's thrown around freely; or the poor valet guy above who was just doing his job and likely isn't paid enough to put up with people like Brown and his bullshit... the list goes on and on. Never once has he shown a modicum of accountability, humility, or repentance for his actions. No, poor widdle asshole is *always* the victim, and the rest of the world is just against him! Someone call the Waaaaahhmbulance! Seriously though, with the amount of drama that he is constantly privy to and how there is ALWAYS someone else to blame, he'd might as well change his last fucking name to Lohan.
Isn't it funny how he is CONSTANTLY involved in drama and/or beef with other people? Or how half the time he only starts shit with people smaller than himself, like all true cowardly men do? The common denominator- lowest common denominator, at that- is Brown himself. Fuck him and his teeth. I pray that one day he steps to someone who is Not The One and gets his beaver-looking face bashed in like he is so desperately due.
The skanky little douchebag that is Fist Brown was probably in a hurry to get back in a RENTED Italian sports car to beat some poor piece up on the way to his next glamorous bowling alley appearance.
What an utterly lame little cowardly asshole who never goes anywhere without a team of bodyguards to back up the checks he writes with his mouth that his little pencil arms can only cash with a defenseless woman.
He gives moronic thugs everywhere someone to look up to.
PATHETIC.
I can't wait for him to come up on the wrong dude, and we know he will! Then again, Chris looks like he evaluates people before he goes off; I mean, look at how fast he ran when that black dude was cussing him out in la a few weeks ago. Little entitled coward!
This motherfucker needs to be subjected to a continuous loop of Nancy Grace ranting for days a la Clockwork Orange. Hate!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:53pm.
What a fucking maxi pad.
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Even the cheapest, most generic maxi pad is somewhat useful. This motherbitch is not.
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@sillykat- Exactly!
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Fist is like P. Doody: He loves to run his mouf and start shit then he steps back and lets his security people fight or get beat or whatever.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 3:23pm.
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Thanks Hekki:)
when you really, really want to find a reason to flip a shit and tell someone off, yell, rage and just act like a psycho crazy asshole, you will find any reason to do so - yes, even a measly $10 when you're a multimillionaire with a beautiful girlfriend and a spoiled, luxurious life.
I won't be surprised if he shoots a waitress tomorrow for accidentally overcharging him a dollar on his brunch bill.
Submitted by FabulousDivaBuns on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:58pm.
I'm so tired of it. He beat the crap out of his girlfriend. She's over it I'm over it he was 19 years old when that happened. People make mistakes. It's not my life.
Convoluted, aimless reasoning at its best - or its worst.
All he needs to stop this shit is to pull it on the wrong guy and run into a fist.
OM effing G. I HATE this bitch. What a self-entitled (as many others have stated) little prickwad. Seriously? Who the hell does this kid thinks he is? Punkass indeed. Just mean. Mean and self-entitled. Erg!!!
And yet Tupac is dead and this turd is still breathing...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I hate I mean hate this self entitled shit licker more then anybody. Who does he think he is? Awesome example he sets for all the little wanna be thugs and thugettes that look up to him.
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by FabulousDivaBuns on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:58pm.
Who cares people get into disputes with waiters valets and all kinds of service people everyday.
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Sorry Fab but these people don't get into fights with everyone, everywhere all the time. We all have our bad days, we all can be asshole but not many of us are truly unrepentant asshole for 4 straight years.
Submitted by Whamo: "...The thing about bitches like this is they NEVER do it when they are by themselves...I've seen so many of these fuckers back down with eyes darting all over the place looking for their backup. This actually makes me mad, I fucking HATE chicken shit bullies. If he actually fought his own fights I wouldn't have a problem with him, it's that fact he doesn't that makes me want to punch his fucking lights out."
YUP. And don't apologize for the rant. It was right on.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 2:10pm.
Submitted by FabulousDivaBuns on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:58pm.
Who cares people get into disputes with waiters valets and all kinds of service people everyday.
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By "people" do you mean entitled assholes? Doesn't make it right.
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Yaaaaaaassss Uvy! Preach it.
His intimidation walk up, lean forward and get in the guy's face at the 10sec mark is all you need to know about this punk. He steps up to a guy that is a full foot shorter...and older like he's some tough guy, what a fucking bitch. The thing about bitches like this is they NEVER do it when they are by themselves and in Brown's case he will NEVER actually have to fight because if the shit jumps off he's got someone that will step in front of him and "take the bullet" as it were.
I have seen punk bitches like this my whole life and the best thing to do is keep an eye on them and wait till they have to step away from their back up, you wait till he goes to the can by himself or something and you get in HIS face by yourself and call him out. I've seen so many of these fuckers back down with eyes darting all over the place looking for their backup. This actually makes me mad, I fucking HATE chicken shit bullies. If he actually fought his own fights I wouldn't have a problem with him, it's that fact he doesn't that makes me want to punch his fucking lights out.
Sorry for the rant folks, I have a real problem with chicken shit bitches that's all.
You want to step up and be a man then fucking be one, fight your own battles you punk
I think the papparazo that asked him if he would perform in North Korea should be HSOTD
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Submitted by Latex Jungle on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:11pm.
This mutha threw a tantrum over 10 BUCKS?!!!
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SHIT! He aint grateful for nothing! Some people dont even HAVE cars, g'damn ungrateful piece of trash!
Sorry about the French, but its one thing I cant tolerate in a celeb is ingratitude. Excuse me Fist, but how about next time you ride the damn bus and see if they tolerate your tantrums there.
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If he does I hope he runs in to a bus driver like this glorious mothafucka...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNwerScUG5E
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
FabulousDivaBuns, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
He proved over and over that he is STILL that fucking asshole he was at 19. he has not changed one iota.
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Why don't you ask him what's going wrong?
Why don't you ask him who's the latest on his throne?
Don't say that you love me!
Just tell me that you want me!
I have no idea when I'm going to be able to pay off my credit card bill, while he (a millionaire) complains about paying 10.00? That's fair?
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:03pm.
the last time suge knight was in a [filmed] street fight HE was the one who got his ass beaten by a smaller man
Holy shit, you're right, I forgot about that... Suge out cold on the curb while everyone laughed, lol. Either way, it's extremely amusing/pleasing to picture Suge dangling Chris Brown upside down from a 10th story balcony like he allegedly did to Vanilla Ice.
I seriously hope the valet presses charges for assault...threatening the poor guy and getting right up in his face? Disgusting. Chris Brown is such a coward
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 2:09pm.
hi, dahl!
sorry, i've had computer problems for a bit. i'll try to be more responsible with my duties(heehee!) in the future!
OT: i don't like Chris Brown.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by FabulousDivaBuns on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:58pm.
Who cares people get into disputes with waiters valets and all kinds of service people everyday.
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By "people" do you mean entitled assholes? Doesn't make it right.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 2:03pm.
PSL!!!... hiya, sweets!!
OT: so, TMZ has another video up of this, and Brown clearly didn't violate probation, or commit another crime(making terroristic threats) by saying "Gimme my keys ... we gonna turn this whole spot up ... I promise you."...
i actually know someone who got that terrorist threat conviction for saying very similar things at a CA car dealership when the dealership did him wrong... no physical actions, just words
also, Hi ESE , where have you been we miss you providing the soundtrack to our evening discussions
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
PSL!!!... hiya, sweets!!
OT: so, TMZ has another video up of this, and Brown clearly didn't violate probation, or commit another crime(making terroristic threats) by saying "Gimme my keys ... we gonna turn this whole spot up ... I promise you."... somebody get this asshole some flipflops for his jail stay, already!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Who cares people get into disputes with waiters valets and all kinds of service people everyday. The guy was getting crazy over money most rich people stiff people who do that. This is just over blown garbage to make Chris Brown worse than he already looked. I'm so tired of it. He beat the crap out of his girlfriend. She's over it I'm over it he was 19 years old when that happened. People make mistakes. It's not my life.
What a fucking maxi pad.
Jesus.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Submitted by dbella on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:28pm.
Aww man. When I saw the caption "Chris Brown Explodes" trending on Yahoo, I had such high hopes.
lmao!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Why would he think he didn't have to pay for a service he used? I don't care if he was in there only 30 minutes - he could have been inside one minute and should still pay - if his lazy ass made someone else park his car and then retrieve his car, he needs to pay up.
I freakin' hate this loser.
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Stupid douche needs a good ass pounding.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
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Someone on TMZ's FB posted, "Go Breezy! Should have fucked him up!"
UNBELIEVEABLE
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Why don't you ask him what's going wrong?
Why don't you ask him who's the latest on his throne?
Don't say that you love me!
Just tell me that you want me!
love the "square off to the guy, while five or so friends surround him for further intimidation" tactic that Brown has. nothing says "i know how to act in prison" like that move.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Honestly, Chris Brown would be so much happier if he just came out of the closet.
Aww man. When I saw the caption "Chris Brown Explodes" trending on Yahoo, I had such high hopes.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 1:18pm.
jack, you made me LOL.
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Awesome... met my quota for the week...
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Like anybody is going to listen to "No cameras!"..."No pictures!". Dude, you're in a public parking lot. Get over yourself!
jack, you made me LOL.
oh, cocaine. you really bring out the best in Fist
Hiya, Hekkster ;)
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur