Afternoon Crumbs

Elegance IS learned and David Beckham's sister is teaching us that the first step to becoming a sophisticated lady is to wear your dress backwards. Show me someone who says that Victoria Beckham is the fashionable one in the family and I'll show you a trick ass liar. Work that angel's harp neckline, girl! - Drunken Stepfather

Kristen Wiig is playing Young Lucille Bluth in the new season of Arrested Development and I'm hoping that Honey Boo Boo plays Young Lucille 2 - Lainey Gossip

Jessie J or a young Swedish boy in drag as JWoww? - Hollywood Tuna

The Oscar Pistorius case is getting even messier and I see you dirty, shameless sluts staring at his poker. No shame! - Celebitchy

Oh, here's a hot zombie attacking Bradley Cooper and sadly the scene isn't from a gay porn parody of The Walking Dead - Towleroad

Why does Mark Hamill look old and C-3PO looks the same? They make Botox for robots? - The Superficial

Presenting the science project that White Oprah helped Cody Lohan make! - The Berry

Yeah, yeah, B. Coop, you're a pussy-loving, hot-blooded, clit-slurping hetero. We get it - ICYDK

ScarJo isn't getting herself a second husband after all - IDLYITW

Miranda Kerr's dress is giving me the dizzies - Popoholic

Today's man cheeks moment brought to you by the dude in Arrow - (NSFW) OMG Blog

The producers of Orphans wasted no time in replacing Shia LaBeouf - Just Jared

It kind of looks like Kate Hudson is about to make out with that fake candle - Popsugar

Kim Kardashian's surrogate revealed! - Celebslam

Being with Chris Brown is messing with RiRi's money - Buzzfeed

Puppies should present at the Oscars too....and host the Oscars.... and be the only ones eligible to be nominated for an Oscar - Cityrag

Kim Kardashian's true talent is making a designer pair of shoes look like the church heels your auntie bought for $5 at Payless - I'm Not Obsessed

Please tell me that Courtney Stodden is Miss Oscar this year - Moe Jackson

This guy is such a hipster that I kept waiting for Terry Richardson to cum on his glasses - Videogum

This list of history's hottest male models is incomplete and inaccurate without Fabio - Boy Culture

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Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 6:12pm.

Whamo.. She has moobs.. She can't .. But she does.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 6:11pm.

At least she has real boobs!!! It's refreshing to not see bolt-on's for a change!!

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Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 6:08pm.

Kim Kardashian's surrogate revealed. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

That's Beckham's sis?! Yuck!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

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Submitted by Not_That_Steph_... on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 6:08pm.

That is his sister?!? And I thought I was dealt a bad hand in life.

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 6:06pm.

Luci and Twatty, I think MK is referring to the area on his yellow jersey above his green spandex.

Submitted by Queenbkitty on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 6:04pm.

MK! Im anxiously waiting for you to make fun of Wiz and Ambers baby Sebastian!!! That is the shittiest name ever! I guess they forever want to associate their kid with a Disney crab!! Yuck

Submitted by SGVpea on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 6:02pm.

Whamo..haha.I think the latter. The milk has definitely gone bad.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:57pm.

Lucie -- hey, hon! I'm with you -- where? I've looked -- can't see anything!

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:57pm.

I don't know if she's just in an unfortunate position or her tits got into a fight and they're both stomping away from each other but thems some sorry ass flapjackers.

Submitted by Trixster on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:56pm.

She has the same face as Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20.

Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:51pm.

The writer for Boy Culture is a complete moron. David Gandy is indubitably number one.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:45pm.

Has she not heard of boobie tape or those silicon thingies you use to push your breasts together? Sheesh, sil Vic must really hate her.

Submitted by SGVpea on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:44pm.

While I found this not so flattering picture of David and Victoria on the Berry.

http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/shopped-pics-9.jpg

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:42pm.

Those are the saddest tittays that I have ever seen.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:41pm.

Ah, but the demure lady has remembered to keep her legs together.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:37pm.

Those are the worst boobies EVARRRR.

Submitted by SGVpea on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:28pm.

Her poor boobs are doing the splits.

That hottest models list is missing some Hansel.

Submitted by Angus E. Parvo on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:26pm.

David Beckham is a sexy beast, but his sister is just a beast. Damn.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:23pm.

This should have been one of the crumbs. You all would have had a field day with this one.

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/75660107.html

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