Hot Sluts Of The Day!
Chuck and Wynona from The Amazing Race, season 500 (give or take a few seasons)!
Technically, this should be a Hot Slut (singular) of the Day since Chuck is clearly the hottest one. But Wynona chose to marry Chuck, so that automatically makes her equally as hot, because she has extremely hot tastes. The Amazing Race started again last night for the millionth time and they didn't really show much of Chuck and Wynona, but they're clearly the stars of the show. Chuck is the co-manager of a Walmart and taxidermy is his passion. Wynona thinks she's a lot like Lynette from Desperate Housewives and she also styles hair.
They obviously both know hair majorly. Chuck looks like a Cocker Spaniel with a tight curly perm and he's like a real life Kenny Powers. Wynona looks like a more beautiful Suzanne Somers with way more gorgeous hair.
Thank the Gods of Beauty that these two have children, because their gorgeousness needs to be passed down to a younger generation.
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They have this incarnate love for each other. It's hillbilly sweetness. Let them live in the bubble.
I really enjoyed those two and her pleas for 7up & Vodka and his "motoring" hairdo! That is sum hair!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z92bmlcmyq0
I think she looks like Sally Struthers!
Panty pudding alert!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Wasn't Lynette from Desperate Housewives a high powered marketing executive?
i bet you these two can rock out at a whitesnake concert...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
"He looks like the love child of Chad Kroeger and Willie Aames."
This -- with a splash of Christopher Atkins thrown in. Beautiful!
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"Not judging or being gossipy on Dlisted is like when I go to a hotel with a bag of dildos and I get stoned and wind up using the bed to watch Judge Judy and that's it." -- SFRBully, 1/24/2013
He looks like the love child of Chad Kroeger and Willie Aames.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
When I saw this picture the first thing that came to mind was, "That's why dad named you Joe Dirt!"
Chuck is country-bumpkin-hotness incarnate.
its bruce bitch... I do hope these two stay on.. they are so stupid it will be funny... every other couple found the sand right away...these two are like, "what color them clues are? red!! I see red!! Woman! Give me my clue in your coconuts!!"
This exact same picture could have been taken in 1985. Loves it!!
Thank you MK for brightening up the day.
Hope you feel better.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 10:33am.
Laughed my ASS off at that photo, boredas. Who IS that handsome man?
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Barn Owl Bill. He loves him the fuck out of some owls!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
They both have nice teeth, especially her.
If Chuck shaved that mullet, I probably would.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
I like team mullet too. He was sweet on his wife, pouring water over her head during one of the challenges on the beach.
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We are all made of stars.
Laughed my ASS off at that photo, boredas. Who IS that handsome man?
Please this poodly haired lookin mothafucka ain't got shit on Barn Owl Bill...
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4460083712/h1178E8DF/
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Sooo that's a mullet. LOL
Team hockey players and roller derby moms! :D
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We are all made of stars.
Country folk. Good people.
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I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. - Michael K 1/16/13
He could be totally cute if he wanted.
Doesn't Walmart sell Whitestrips®?
Have I been dreaming and we are really still in the eighties? Damn, this is my youth all over again all hair all the time.
"Chuck is the co-manager of a Walmart and taxidermy is his passion"
the jokes write themselves, can we see a side by side, people of walmart and their dead stuffed pets?
As he said on the show, "Corporate in the front, party in the back!"
There is only one Kenny Powers... please don't get it twisted.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
ugh, enough with the reality show hot sluts
She's the type if I were talking to her I would want to climb into her lap for a hug. She screams warm.
PS: not a gayelle, at least as far as I know.