Friday, February 15th 2013
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Rogue, the 1-year-old Australian Cattle Dog who is a master at driving a Fisher-Price Power Wheels car. They see me rollin, etc...
These videos of Rogue's skills at work are over a month old, but it's never too late to pay tribute to a bad bitch who can handle a car better than a Lohan can (although, I'm pretty sure my ass lips can handle a car better than a Lohan can). Flame balls are falling from the sky and dogs everywhere are driving cars. IT'S THE END! But before it's really the end, can Rogue teach my chihuahua how to chauffeur a Fisher-Price Power Wheels car, because I could use another designated driver.
via Arbroath
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First driver I've seen today that hasn't had a damn cell phone stuck to his ear. I'd drive behind this doggie any day
It's all fun and games until he climbs in the owner's car!
Yup, that's pretty much how my first driving lessons went. ;p
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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:12pm.
Whatever its motivation, the dog is still a better driver than my mother-in-law!
lmao -- are you Dog's proxy today? ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:59am.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:39am.
And this...
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There are some truly crazy scary clips there holy crapperelli!
At least he's not on a cell or texting. He's a better driver than anyone 'round here.
Sorry Michael:
That is a John Deere "gator" replica.
Whatever its motivation, the dog is still a better driver than my mother-in-law!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
this is my worst nightmare.
*hides both sets of car keys under the mattress*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:39am.
And this...
http://jalopnik.com/why-russians-are-obsessed-with-dash-cams-5918159
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*adds Russia to list of places not to visit right after SA and Mexico*
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:48am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 10:11am.
@Whammy It's an asteroid not a meteor that's supposed wiz by the earth at 2:30 today
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OK there Mrs Hawking...an ASTEROID! lol :P
I just call it a "please dont hit us Ice rock thingy" Bawahaaaa!
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haha don't get TOO technical now Whammy. "thingy" does sound better than doohickey. Anyway it doesn't really matter what it's called when it's heading right for you.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 10:11am.
@Whammy It's an asteroid not a meteor that's supposed wiz by the earth at 2:30 today
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OK there Mrs Hawking...an ASTEROID! lol :P
I just call it a "please dont hit us Ice rock thingy" Bawahaaaa!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 10:32am.
Natalie Dormer. The Tudors. *swoooooon*
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And this...
http://jalopnik.com/why-russians-are-obsessed-with-dash-cams-5918159
Darknight - Dash cams are for insurance purposes. Many people don't have insurance and you have to prove your case to police before they will intervene.
Will the real MK please wake up....
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 10:25am.
ASS ;)
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I love it when I get ass this early in the morning... it's gonna be a good day, tater :P
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Oh what our goggies wont do for us! Swee,t sweet hound I hope you got some Bacos for this stunt.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 10:04am.
HAHAHAHAH
ASS ;)
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
I look exactly like that dog in the second video in the mornings, honking, waving my arms, all that's missing is a flipping the bird to some asshat texting.
The russia thing is scary as shit, and why do those people have recording devices on their dashboards? And they're so calm about it like 'oh meteor, weird...'. I'd be losing my shit.
Well at lest he ain't driving 30 in a 60 zone with his blinkers on...
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@Whammy It's an asteroid not a meteor that's supposed wiz by the earth at 2:30 today
http://www.nasa.gov/topics/solarsystem/features/asteroidflyby.html
Australian Cattle Dog?? the way it's driving you'd think it was a Chow Chow!!
AAAHHHOOOO!!! That's right bitches I went there!
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:58am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:52am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:44am.
is he steering???
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LOL, hell no he ain't steering shit, he just wants the wire ball thingy he gets as a reward for making the cart move.
that only happens in cartoons Snowy hahaha!
The pope resigning, the bolt of lightning hitting the Vatican and now this meteor... DUN DUN DUN.. that asteroid better not have any ideas
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You can just hear the crazies now praying their asses..oh it's a sign from god REPENT SIIIIIIINNNNEEEERRRRSSSS, FOR THE RAPTURE IS NIGH!
How about the meter that going to pass by us only 24,000K away or some shit like that, that's closer that some satellites and in space terms a hair from wiping out a good part of the population..
*drops to knees looks to the heavens*
Cute dog but the motherfucker ain't driving... he's just getting in the car, slammin on the gas, praying to god for the drive to end so he can eat.... I think you ladies get it....
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
ahahaha!! at IV I think we've just found Hohan and Clownface's new driving instructor..
That pooch is adorable.
Flame ball should have totally been HSOTD. Driving dog could have waited a day.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:52am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:44am.
is he steering???
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LOL, hell no he ain't steering shit, he just wants the wire ball thingy he gets as a reward for making the cart move.
that only happens in cartoons Snowy hahaha!
The pope resigning, the bolt of lightning hitting the Vatican and now this meteor... DUN DUN DUN.. that asteroid better not have any ideas
::hides in bunker::
Even without steering or braking well, that puppy is a better driver than Hohan or Amanda Bynes.
He also likes to lay on the horn a bit, too.
MK that meteor over Russia scares the shit out of me.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:44am.
is he steering???
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LOL, hell no he ain't steering shit, he just wants the wire ball thingy he gets as a reward for making the cart move.
lol, I think we were luck with that meteor, could have been another Tunguska Event.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
is he steering???
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hmmm...this puppy is a very exceptional driver...
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.