Hot Slut Of The Day!
Caffrey, the two-legged Persian cat of Britain!
Everybody thought that Caffey would be a fluffy ball of sadness when he lost his left hind leg after getting ran over by a car 10 years ago, but he recovered quickly and was running around on three legs like he had four. Then four months ago, a malignant growth showed up on Caffrey's front paw and his entire leg had to get the Heather Mills. Caffrey's vet's colleagues all said that the pussy would have an extra shitty life if another leg was taken away, but his owner wanted to do the surgery anyway. Caffrey showed those hos, because it only took him a few days to learn how to balance and walk on two legs. Caffrey's owner Sue Greaves tells the Daily Mail that he hasn't let losing two legs get him down and he seems happier than ever.
My dog has four legs and can't run as fast as Caffrey can (but that's probably because he's really lazy and doesn't really like putting his paws on anything that's not upholstered). Caffrey can run a marathon and chase and catch after any of you hos, because he's a badass bitch. If Caffrey can run like Forrest Gump on two legs, then all of us can do anything. Well, almost anything. I can't NOT resist eating Toaster Strudel in the morning.
Hop, Caffrey, hop!
via Arbroath
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Caffrey is definitely not a pussy.
This cat must have some heavy karma. I wonder what he did in his past lives.
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Q:"If you wanted to buy a Sam Cooke album where would you go? A: The wrecka stoe
Why does this cat's eyes look super crusty like he just woke up from a month-long nap? They seem extra small too. I love cats, but I'm not too crazy about Persians. A lot of them are mentally-ill because they are an aberration. Poor kitty.
Q:"If you wanted to buy a Sam Cooke album where would you go? A: The wrecka stoe
They should get a cart for Caffrey like that cute lil' piggeh got. Sweet.
For gawds's sake, someone make the kitty a ramp to go over the steps from his door to the garden. If it was the owners one legged granny flinging themselves up and down the steps, they would't be inviting a camera crew round to film it.
Why would this be animal cruelty, Chris Knight? The animal is alive and healthy and appears to be happy. Are you saying someone should have put this cat down? Why? We don't put down people who lose their function in their arms or their legs. The cat does not appear to be suffering at all, so no harm as been done at all.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
1. Why do I believe its a hoax?
2. If not a hoax, this is animal cruelty, simply as that. All to serve selfish idiots, life at any price, quantity against quality....
*side eyes creepy ass 2 legged cat*
I bet his real name is Church.
@Foxxy and Withy
LOL! Good to be able to pop in for a minute! Off to make a little lunch for me and MatriarchBacon. Hope to catch you both later in OP!
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BaconSlut, that's nastay and sasssay. ;p
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Bacon!! good to see you. and stop your cat pimping. ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
For the record, MamaBacon just called me "nasty!" :D
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Hot Lips would do him. Wait. That would be wrong. Hot Lips no longer has nuts. And Caffrey would tip over.
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Smashface kitties. Haha!
*"I got 99 problems, being a bitch ain't one!"*
-Courtney Love @ Sundance 2013
that thing looks like something out of a horror movie.
They should give him two legs like the Bionic cat.
Submitted by SFRBully on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 10:26am.
"... And I bet that Caffster is soaking up taxpayer money for her DISABILITY.
GET A FUCKING JOB."
no shit. i want to see this fucker stocking shelves at walmart, then he can be hsotd.
whatta fuckin pussy.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
What a cute little survivor!
Caffrey needs a little race car for special occasions. Just look at the little thing go! ♥♥ :)
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Persians always have that funny "cranky" face. Even when they're happy, they look crabby. This little guy is cute, bless his heart.
Submitted by Janetrenowins on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 11:42am.
*sits next to you* very uncomfortable
lmao @ meatblocks and SFRB
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
That is a beautiful, sweet kitty. Gotta love Caffrey, little fluffball!
MeowMeow -- he reminds me of my love Fangsy! BTW, kiss my Fangsy boo for me. I was cracking up the other day reading about how Fangsy was up all night, acting the nut.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
We hope this precious little citizen has many more happy healthy well-loved years ahead.
Maybe I'm soul less. But stories like this never warm my heart or whatever. In my head, the cat is the grandpa from South Park and is always begging the grandson to off him to put him out of his misery. Only the cat can't say it.
ZOMG, baby Caffrey! He's puffeh like my cats. xoxox
Yay, Caffrey! Good for him!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Aww, I love stories like this. We used to have one of those smashfaced kitties and they have a tough enough time as it is.
caffrey looks like he could suck your soul...in the middle of the day...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
cute! one of my Yorkies could only really use three of her legs, they were going to put her down but my parents took her, she lived a long and happy life. ♥
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Pussy has two nubs and is expected to walk over that torture device called a door mat that's planted in front of the door?!
HOW RUDE!
Love,
Mabel
kitteh gives me the sads. poor kitteh.
I bet this little Caffster has an EVIL ROTTEN soul.
I knew about you, Caffster. You mongrel. I hope you have fun lording over Grumpy cat and Obese Cat with your two legs.
And I bet that Caffster is soaking up taxpayer money for her DISABILITY.
GET A FUCKING JOB.
Caffrey's adorable and has good vibes. I can see why his owner can't let go of him.
Omg!!!! What a beautiful fur baby!!! Go Caffrey!!!
Texndoc, your unicycle comment made me Lol for real. Hahaha
He could beat my ass in a race any day. <3
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Two legs or not, it's still one ugly cat.
Yikes, I just burst into tears. Well done, Caffrey.
My fat bastard cat pads around on the tips of her paws like she's a princess.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
lol, reminds me of my dealers dog, three-legged Alice.
She's fast enough to keep up with him when he's on his bike and is trained to chase off crackheads and panhandlers.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty.
Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
omfg that is cute as fuck.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
GO KITTY GO
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I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. - Michael K 1/16/13
Awwww <3
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
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What a survivor. He's like a unicycle.
hmmmmm this is a special puppy.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
i'm not impressed. let's see him after 2 six packs.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*