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February 12, 2013 / Posted by:

Caffrey, the two-legged Persian cat of Britain!

Everybody thought that Caffey would be a fluffy ball of sadness when he lost his left hind leg after getting ran over by a car 10 years ago, but he recovered quickly and was running around on three legs like he had four. Then four months ago, a malignant growth showed up on Caffrey’s front paw and his entire leg had to get the Heather Mills. Caffrey’s vet’s colleagues all said that the pussy would have an extra shitty life if another leg was taken away, but his owner wanted to do the surgery anyway. Caffrey showed those hos, because it only took him a few days to learn how to balance and walk on two legs. Caffrey’s owner Sue Greaves tells the Daily Mail that he hasn’t let losing two legs get him down and he seems happier than ever.

My dog has four legs and can’t run as fast as Caffrey can (but that’s probably because he’s really lazy and doesn’t really like putting his paws on anything that’s not upholstered). Caffrey can run a marathon and chase and catch after any of you hos, because he’s a badass bitch. If Caffrey can run like Forrest Gump on two legs, then all of us can do anything. Well, almost anything. I can’t NOT resist eating Toaster Strudel in the morning.

Hop, Caffrey, hop!

via Arbroath

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