Open Post: Hosted By The New Monopoly Cat
Let's all pour a thimble full of the sweet nectar out for the iron, because its days as a Monopoly piece are over. I can finally say, "I want to the PUSSAY!" before playing a game of Monopoly, because after a fan vote on Facebook, the cat was voted in and the iron was voted out.
HuffPo says that the cat beat the robot, the helicopter, the guitar and the diamond ring. The shoe and the wheelbarrow were almost voted out, but in the end the iron got kicked out and is now living behind a dumpster on Mediterranean Avenue. The shoe, the thimble, the top hat, the racecar, the Scottie dog the battleship and the wheelbarrow will stay on as pieces.
NOT THE IRON! When you're drunk, stoned and your fingers have become gummi worms, the iron was the Monopoly piece to go with because it had a little handle. That little handle came in handy when you were fucked up. But whatever, of course the cat wins. The cat always wins. The only way the cat wouldn't have won is if it was up against a (useable) bong piece and a dildo piece. And yes, that was a hint to Hasbro. Dump the shoe and give me a dildo!
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Why does that cat piece look 50 years old? Also, go ahead and lose the wheelbarrow anyway and replace it with the diamond ring.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
VoB, you're welcome! ;-) I'm glad you like it, and I hope you'll be around for the OP geekfests on Mondays? I downloaded the comics up to #90 or so, and the rest I viewed on YT.
SANS, I hope you have a strong stomach! I quit the comics when I got to #100, and reluctantly started reading again weeks later. It definitely lost me there. UNCOOL. I get the feeling that, in the newer issues at least, Kirkman and co are just adding fucked up plot-lines for shock value. Did you ever check out the game, or hear about it?
VOB? Did they call you in expectantly or something? Do you think surgery isn't working because it's spreading every time they open you up? That shit is dangerous and scary. My mom's boyfriend is going through something similiar with regards to surgery or not. He has stage 3 colon cancer and they pretty much told him his only options are surgery and that it's 50/50 and my mom is worried, he's worried, it's a big mess.
Within my accounting teacher was hilarious, he was waaaaaaaaaaay too laid back for my liking when it came to class. As a person he was cool, but he should have tightened up the ship when it came to class time. He use to talk about all kinds of shit, he's one of those people who knew his shit, but he couldn't break it down and explain it clearly. And yea, he use to mention her and his distaste for Justin Beiber. Lmao! He use to constantly refer to him as a 12 year old girl. LMAO!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Ok VOB, have a good night.
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wIthy.. Having problems with the site. Will find you tomorrow...
Hopefully with some news.. Xo..
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
So you're a hunting girl now VOB! haha
That hospital reminds me of the Shining. Good location.
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Withy.. Any more high fashion haute looks for the weebles. Yup. I'm a hurting girl.. I bathed in moisturizer today. Thanks for that... My skin feels better...
I guess I should put more on before I go to sleep. :)
Damn auto correct.. I don't HUNT!
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
(((VOB))) sorry you're in pain. :( If they want to go back in then it's worth another try. Tell them they'll be in deep knee-high dung with us if they don't get it out this time! You got lots of things (and people) to do, can't keep going back for retries!! This isn't McDonalds!
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Danvers State Hospital. Cheers. The straw that broke the camels back.. They did experiment on children in the 1970s.
https://www.google.com/search?q=danvers+state+hospital&hl=en&client=safa...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Stoney.. Season 2 AHS was bleak and twisted. I liked season 1 better.
They based a lot of it off of a Hospital that was in Danvers Massachusetts. Googling the ruins of Danvers Mental Hospital is enough to give you the chills.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Ok, I'll add it to the list then. :)
Glad scripted tv is back in vogue...
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Withy.. Boredas... They.. As in the proverbial they called me in tomorrow.. So I have a limited idea of what they want to discuss. Will let you know tomorrow. I meet with the surgeon Monday. He will schedule from there. Sorry.. In pain tonight.. last time I saw "they" we discussed surgery not working, and every time they open me up .. There is more.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Boredas, no way! He mentioned KK? Definitely a fan then. lol Seriously, some of those accountants folks are not at all what you expect! (I'm kidding accountants, hopefully there aren't many of you here)
He sounds awesome. Mine was excellent but he never talked about anything but numbers and accounts. :(
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I did not think it was that terrifying, but I have only seen Season 1. Perhaps Season 2 is scarier. I mean, don't get me wrong. It was definitely scary, but I was not alone and I watched most of Season 1 in one afternoon/early evening.
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TR, study up! I thought you'd be practising how to give the healing touch on some model-types, not reading the entire time! ;p
@Stoney, Didn't some people say on here that AHS was terrifying?
I'm going to start in on some of these because I'm falling behind.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:14am.
Is it time for you to go back already VOB? BFA program haha.
@Boredas, hi. Boredas College of Communication, how does one sign up?
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Lmao! Idk, hahahaha! In all honesty the course material would consist of a link to Dlisted on the syllabus.
Speaking of college, I had an accounting professor who I swear has to be a Dlisted fan, I shit you not, for our final he gave us a bonus question and it was " List 5 things that lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's Marriage." You think I'm joking, but I'm dead serious. His example was "This Gallon of milk in my fridge lasted longer than Kim and Kris's marriage." :))
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Is it time for you to go back already VOB? BFA program haha.
@Boredas, hi. Boredas College of Communication, how does one sign up?
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Also like Game of Thrones
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
The Walking Dead and Breaking Bad are both awesome. American Horror Story is also pretty good.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 11:56pm.
Boredas.. Thanks for the link. Can he talk any faster? Also did you school him in the Boredas College of Communications and Listen to me Dammit I'm Bloggin HERE BFA Program? LOL. I hope you are feeling better. I go back tomorrow, and Monday. Accck!!!! :)
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He definitely has a Dane Cook/fast talking guy from the old Hot Wheels combo thing about him, but I like SxePhil because he says whats on his mind, and has the appeal to catch younger audiences and get them engaged in the news, it's a hell of a lot more informative than the majority of the shit that's popular on youtube, so I can't hate. What is BFA? Balloon federation of America? Bachelor of fine arts? British Franchise Assocation??? Lmao
I'm feeling okay, slowly but surely. How are you feeling? Where are you going? When are you due for your next surgery???
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Boredas.. Thanks for the link. Can he talk any faster? Also did you school him in the Boredas College of Communications and Listen to me Dammit I'm Bloggin HERE BFA Program? LOL. I hope you are feeling better. I go back tomorrow, and Monday. Accck!!!! :)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
hey ladies and gents!
first day back at massage school and already geeked out by my anatomy book! love it!
UBF - good news about your boy!
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God don't like ugly.
I want to read The Walking Dead books. I understand that the writers have taken some liberties ... But when did Andrea's spine fall out. She's a great character. Why do they write the women to be feeble or suffering from antisocial disorder... Or killed off. Lori as written was such an unsympathetic character it was a relief to see her go. I still adore this.. and can't wait to see where they take us next.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Ok, next time I'm looking for a show I'm coming here. So far The Walking dead and Breaking bad, look good. ha
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UBF the product I use is called OUT for pet stains. I purchased it all Walmart after going through things like Bissel and so on. Dumb question.. But if the cats sick on the rug.. Do you know why? Use homeopathic meds on animals. I feel bad for kitty nausea .. And I personally hate stepping in it in the middle of the night.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
uh oh VOB....you're hooked on Walking Dead too? ;)
I split my TV time these days between TWD, X-Files, and Battlestar Galactica. More like, Battlestar Cracklactica....that show is damn good.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Luci, I actually managed to get a copy of the comic out of the library so I'm planning to give it a go, once I get some downtime from classes. that's too bad that the writers sort of screwed up with Andrea....I hope Michonne gets more action this season, too; she's a fantastic character but didn't have as much screentime as she deserved IMO.
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VOB, I said to Loopy to google Harry and Louis (I mixed up the names, go ahead judge) And it did. Over and over... and over. lolol
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The Walking Dead returns Sunday! Thank you for that addiction Luci..:)
Luci.. Do you have the books too?
Withy.. Links or it didn't happen..::: grins post GURL.. And we aint. Riddin Ponys.....
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
UBF, I love Folex, it's magical, takes out everything. Blood, juice, magic marker, shit, you name it.
Sorry for your loss BaconSlut.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 11:08pm.
ohh yes, you know it!! The previews look awesome. It's come a long way from season 2, where they were stuck on that farm doing nothing. Fingers crossed that they will either redeem Andrea's character, or off her already.
LOL, I forgot all about the farm! I agree about Andrea: clearly they have no clue what to do with her, except to send her looking for cock in a zombiepocalypse. What a waste of a great character (in the comics).
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:06pm.
Daryl! Are you excited for Sunday?
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ohh yes, you know it!! The previews look awesome. It's come a long way from season 2, where they were stuck on that farm doing nothing.
Fingers crossed that they will either redeem Andrea's character, or off her already.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:06pm.
Daryl! Are you excited for Sunday?
Just a quick drive-by
Hello! Hope all is well with each and every of you horz & mansluts. I spent all day researching in the library of a local university. My brain is so frigging tired. I was sleepy & annoyed when I left (research was a bust) but that was only made worse by these college slutbags standing in the middle of the sidewalk gossiping. They refused to move as I tried to walk by so I had to go off-roading. Then not more than 20 feet later, these 3 other bitches were walking abreast. They also refused to move over so we could all pass each other on the sidewalk. Off into the dirt/mud again for me.
What is wrong with these brats?!? Courtesy dictates that you should allow someone the space to pass you on the sidewalk, right? Instead, it turns into a damn game of Chicken. Next time I'm gonna elbow a bitch in the titty area and stand my ground (sidewalk). Oh, and I'm going to make a snide comment, too. Why did I bite my tongue when I wasn't being the rude one? I don't like this new "patient" me I've been testing out. I think I may need to let my naturally aggressive side out soon or I might do something bad at an inappropriate time. I just wish I didn't have physical limitations right now. Punching a bag or kicking something would totally help ;)
Night all!
PS Monopoly sucks. Boggle and Clue are way better!!
The news Michael K didn't cover(or maybe did and I just didn't pay attention?), and why the legal system is EVEN MORE scandalous. Also, I have no problem with the mail not being delivered on Saturday. PS: Love Me some philip defranco.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO4Fipk1QMg
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
@UBF
Natures Miracle is teh BOMB! You can find it at any pet supply shop. I even use it on my clothes when doing the laundry.
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UBF, holy shit, that's good news. Can't blame him one bit wanting to stay away from the operating table. Strong kid. Very glad for you.
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Anyone know a good carpet cleaning spray? My cats have been puking on the carpet lately, and I tried my usual windex, that normally works great for juice spills aso, but cat vomit with hair balls is way tougher I guess .
damnation! I can't watch House of Cards on Netflix....the episode wont load. Too many people watching it at once. my turn!
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Bring back connect 4, Cluedo, Guess who.
I was recently in hospital and a few of the nurses would play UNO with me everyday.
@UBF
Glad for the great news on your end!
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Within, YES, thanks for asking, everything is ok. The young man just has a waterfilled cyst on his remaining testicle , but there is no need to take it out as long as it doesn't bother him. He said, he doesn't want to have surgery again, so we just make sure it doesn't get bigger, if so , it has to come out, but it would be minor, same day, one stitch , you're on your way kinda surgery. Boy, I was hella relieved.
@Mike
Good wishes to your friend, then. :)
@Bat
Thank you so very much for the inspiration. I just talked on the phone with MamaBacon about the poem "Trees." It's a done deal for the memories portion of the luncheon.
And will do with the hugs!
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Really VOB? That sucks! That's one of the few shows I looked forward to. :(
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@Sans.. Never compromise.. You plumpy card activist..
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Bacconie,. I only wish there was more. Thank you. I think I've said this to you daily. Hug your Mother. Xo.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 9:15pm.
@Mike
Good wishes for your Dad.
No no no, the guy who had the heart attack is just a guy with whom I jog occasionally. Nothing's happened to my father.
Withy.. Stop at season 6 .. I have been watching Dex forever- ah...
And I'm with Twatty... The writing for season seven is awful. It's like the writers sat in a room and said, " What terrible crap that Dexter would never do... Yeah.. Turn that shit in.. Lets see if anyone notices." It's just bad. People were wondering if they were trying to kill the series.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
All this talk about board games is reminding me of when I used to play Candyland with my younger brother and my dad told me I had to let him win because he'd throw a fit if he lost. He ripped up the Plumpy card in a fit of rage because he drew it one too many times (if you get Plumpy, your ass goes all the way back to the beginning of the board). He also strategically placed Queen Frostine so he would draw her at some point.
little cheat. I got a stern talking to because I refused to compromise my principles. I called that Plumpy ripper-upper OUT.
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