Night Crumbs
Penelope Cruz and the Spanish Jeffrey Dean Morgan made another baby and will they please name their kid Concepcion. Will somebody please name their baby Concepcion, so I can't stop going on and on about it! - Just Jared
Charlize Theron gets one step closer to looking completely like a twink boy bander circa 2002 - Lainey Gossip
Lindsay Lohan should try Larry H. Parker - The Superficial
An illegal act = cutting a topless Ryan Gosling scene from a movie - Towleroad
Emily Ratajkowski, who ever that is, is serving up extra large portions of patriotic elegance - Hollywood Tuna
Rooney Mara is dressed like a Russian toddler at her baptism - Celebitchy
I'm getting a slight 1990s Nicole Kidman vibe from Evan Rachel Wood in Cosmo - Drunken Stepfather
And now I'm picturing Jennifer Lawrence putting a level on her tits - IDLYITW
The cat knows a broke down unicorn horn when he sees one and refuses to have that on his head. Pussy has standards! - OMG Blog
Models look funny when they model - Popoholic
Isabella Cruise bleached and dyed her hair Thetans - ICYDK
As I scrolled through all of these pictures of hot pieces with six packs galore, I could see the dusty ab roller in the corner judging me hard - The Berry
Maybe it's because it's Friday and the excitement is clouding my better judgement, but Katie Holmes doesn't look so haggard here - Popsugar
RIP Barney Bush - Buzzfeed
Further proof that the Steve Jobs biopic starring Ashton Kutcher is going be an iMess - SOW
But did Larry King lick Katie Couric's teeth with his lizard tongue after their date? - Videogum
Is that hipster Snow White with Marion Cotillard? - Cityrag
What in rental tablecloth hell is Joanna Krupa wearing? - I'm Not Obsessed
If I squint I can almost see if he's Jewish or not - Hollywood Rag
It's nice to see that Beyonce's Foxxy Cleopatra wig found another home on Al Pacino's head - Kenneth in the (212)
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"La Lohan was told she’d have an arrest warrant put out for her if she didn’t appear in court, at which point she hopped on the last flight out of J.F.K. with Mama Lohan. Unfortunately, when they arrived, they were turned away from a swanky L.A. hotel because Lindsay had been banned for trashing it back in 2007."
She trashes everything...she is truly hopeless. I'm afraid her comeback already came and went and there are so many newer and better actresses right there to jump at any film offers. She would do better to just stay with Mommy and get her life in order.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
javier bardem is the hotness as an actor imo. love him.
I always forget penny and javi are a couple and have chirruns. Theyre my favorite kind of hollywood couple. Low key and no scandal
I would fuck Javier utterly blind. Thank you for this.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 8:22pm.
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hell yeah! ;p
And congrats to Pene and Javi!
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Rooney looks tragic.
Yes yes yes yes yes, the Berry never disappoints!
iMess - and Pacino's hair, ha ah ha ah ha aha
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Pregnancy makes Cruz's pinhead look smaller than normal.
hahaha Rooney does look like a creepy baby here
I have this whole theory about how Lindsay got this lawyer.
Dina and Heller know each other from way back.
Heller does some HUGE favor for Dina.
Heller says he'll come for her marker when the time is right.
The time is right so he hits up Dina.
Dina got Linds drunk and signed the firing of Holley papers and the hiring of Heller papers.
Voila! Done deal.
Go Verb Yourself!
I've always gotten the impression that Isabella is the "forgotten Cruise child". She's cute, but she's kinda pudgy (until recently, it appears), and I can see Tommy girl having a problem with that. He's got Suri now--she's cute and (allegedly) biologically his. Sure, his other kid is adopted but he's a boy. I don't know, I've just always felt kind of bad for Bella. Or maybe all this shit is in my own head because I fucking hate Tom Cruise.
Lmao at Lieho right about now. It's called Karma Ms. Lohan, say hi and shake hands.
All those berry guys look so young...
Blowhan never fails to surprise me with her dumbassness.
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Got my own mind
I wanna make my own decisions
When it has to do with my life, my life
I wanna be the one in control
the calvin klein dude on hollywood rag has a nice cock.
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You might find The Hoff in a bar
or in Germany with a guitar.
He might do a dance
in shiny black pants,
but at least he can talk to his car.
Submitted by RandéSleepover: "I loved this line from The Superficial--just as I love the First Amendment that lets him write it: "Because [Lindsay's] the end result of abusive coke-rattled semen forcibly fired into a gin box ...." "
Hahahaha, that's genius.
Isabella Cruise looks great in that photo. I know I sound like someone's mom, but I always thought she'd be cute if she lost some weight. *slaps own hand* It seems that she did lose some, and she looks good.
I am skeptical about Blow's layer mess. I think she is aiming for a mistrial.
Shirtless Friday is great, but most of these guys make me feel creepy for looking because they're so YOUNG, and I'm not 40...
#30 - Um - he's missing his underpants.
#21 has sausage nipples and I want pizza now.
...wow Lohan really hit it out of the park with that move...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RdlL7TA_5s
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...'Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason '...
And....the naked photos of Liberty Ross in the Daily Mail. They look GOOD. Photography is so much better than what Terry Richardson could have done. Still don't know if she should have posed nude. But, her body is slammin!!!!!!
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Shirtless Friday Sluts: I'll have a #5; #11. I'll go ahead and make statues out of the bodies of #17; #21. The ancient Greeks had nuthin' on ALL THESE GORG MEN!!!!
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
#16 scares the shit out of me. He looks like a serial killer.
#18 has roused my panties a bit.
#9 is a repeat and looks like it's a school holiday for him.
*reports entire thread to DCFS*
God I love shirtless Fridays. A tad too many underage looking ones again but helllllllo #27. Lose those stupid shorts and we can talk...
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Shirtless Friday! Again though, most of those guys don't do much for me. Number 8 and 23 are hot, and 14 has a cute face.
Evan Rachel Wood is not giving me Nicki Kidman, she's giving me full on Melissa Etheridge.
*rolling back and forth on the ground laughing my fucking ass off*
BOO FUCKING HOOO!!! Blohan wants a new lawyer, but no one wants to touch her. WHAAAAAAA!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHQ!! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isabella Cruise looks a lot cuter in her new hair-do. (does this signal a better relationship with her mother, Nicole Kidman, who also looks so much better. Did they bond over a make-over? Or did she and her *ahem* father, Tom, bond over a make-over? So many questions over one hair style?
Penelope Cruz and Javiar (LOL spanish Jeffrey Dean Morgan, so true) are such a handsome couple. I vote to allow them to become the next Duggars.
Multiply your good genes. And keep your sins outta the press, like good A-list stars should!
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
This relationship has always made me wonder. They never seem to have chemistry. I dunno, I wonder if it was a marriage of convenience? Funnily enough, they were in a movie together a long time ago (Jamon Jamon) but I guess never got together then?
Since Bardem is only 5'7", Peenalupe must be like 5'2".
I loved this line from The Superficial--just as I love the First Amendment that lets him write it: "Because [Lindsay's] the end result of abusive coke-rattled semen forcibly fired into a gin box ...."