Open Post: Hosted By Nicole Kidman's Thrusting Ass
Matt Damon hijacked Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and had on a few guests that Kimmel has never had on before including Demi Moore and Nicole Kidman. Between Demi and Nicole, you'd think that perma-horny Demi would be the one riding Kimmel like he's got a pocketful of singles and the strip club DJ just played her favorite song, but it was actually Nicole who scooted her crotch against his lap. Nicole came out, hopped on Kimmel and showed all of us the skills she learned from working Tommy Girl over with a strap-on all those years. Seeing Nicole in action again brought a tear to Tommy's brown eye.
And a little later on in the show, Demi came out....
Please don't hate on Demi's flattened silly putty face. Her face only looks like that because she's playing the new Lady Cassandra in Doctor Who.