Open Post: Hosted By Nicole Kidman's Thrusting Ass
Matt Damon hijacked Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and had on a few guests that Kimmel has never had on before including Demi Moore and Nicole Kidman. Between Demi and Nicole, you'd think that perma-horny Demi would be the one riding Kimmel like he's got a pocketful of singles and the strip club DJ just played her favorite song, but it was actually Nicole who scooted her crotch against his lap. Nicole came out, hopped on Kimmel and showed all of us the skills she learned from working Tommy Girl over with a strap-on all those years. Seeing Nicole in action again brought a tear to Tommy's brown eye.
And a little later on in the show, Demi came out....
Please don't hate on Demi's flattened silly putty face. Her face only looks like that because she's playing the new Lady Cassandra in Doctor Who.
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VOB, in case you check in tonight, best of luck tomorrow! If the bf doesn't get in touch soon, it's his loss. We're all pulling for you. *Crossing fingers and toes, and hoping for the best outcome!* ;D
@ESE, Steeleye Span - All Around My Hat, had such an awesome sound. It struck just the right note. How is it, I never heard of them before? You truly are a human music, hamster and animal cracker, encyclopedia! ღღ
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@VOB
Will be with all the other horz thinking of you tomorrow! Get 'er done! *hugs*
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@ VOB...I didn't quite catch what you're going in for but I wish you all the best just the same, surgery sucks! Good vibes and let us know what's up.
@bambam - Oooooh. I wouldn't have guessed that in a million year. Thanks!
@que cochina - you're welcome. I'm sorry you and family are going through that.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 8:27am.
BH = Bitch husband or bitch hub. And y'all talk about us, hmphhhh!
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eat me tony kornheiser.
Add me to the "good vibes for VOB" Monday.
KikiChanel - many thanks for your kind words the other day! Much appreciated.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 2:16am.
VOB - Quick drive by. I'll be thinking of you on Monday. You'll be fine and I hope you get good drugs! Check in when you can and I'll see you on the flip side.
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saw this (and the below coachella comment) and thought that someone was going to a concert -on a Monday.
-remember the days when that was the send off for a concert?
anywhoooo, hope it all goes as best as can be, VOB -and if you do get good drugs just remember what you learned in kindergarten -SHARE, SHARE, SHARE!
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*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Good morning everyone!
@VOB - good luck with your surgery and recovery. Hope we hear from you soon. Btw, what does 'ex-BH' mean? What does 'BH' mean? I see it around here from time to time and I've never been able to figure it out :|
As for movies, I've recently seen 'Goon' (HILARIOUS); 'Bernie' - very good, funny and quirky; and 'Pitch Perfect' funny and enjoyable.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
VOB - Quick drive by. I'll be thinking of you on Monday. You'll be fine and I hope you get good drugs! Check in when you can and I'll see you on the flip side.
❤, SDR
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 2:06am.
Want to trike to Coachella?
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only if you tell my mom that i'm spending the night over at your house, and i will be supervised at all times!... HA!
hate to hit and run, but i REALLY got to eat something, or i'm gonna perish... leftover turkey, here i come!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G25UfrhEArA
see ya all!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
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Want to trike to Coachella?
http://youtu.be/iT4Y2JleWrQ
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Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Vee, these people were your life before bf came along, esp. ex bh. bf may be feeling out of the circle no matter how much you include him. It's a matter of commitment for him, probably hard no doubt. Just when he should be helping you. Be understanding if possible, appreciate what he can contribute but don't hold it against him if exes and family make him withdraw. Just my two cents.
Anyway, good wishes vee and good night everyone.
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 1:54am.
roller skates bring visions of disco, dahlin'... and visions of disco make this happen...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6QBaZHltJw
a playlist, you'll have to gimme some time... i really do basically run with the random button in my head, and on my cd player, but... i'll work on one for ya!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I do... And a play list from you ESE.. Please.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
*kicks in thread door*... me ears be burnin'!... who needs roller skates?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zzwbYyvWiU
... got a unicycle to spare if needed also!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I don't know sweets, hot docs and nurses aren't always all that, ok they are! hahahah. You have a good night!
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VOB, sorry didn't see your questions. I think family adds pressure, he could be nervous and maybe he thinks the ex is checking him out too. Have to give people a chance to feel comfortable with all the family fretting about, right? He'll be back to normal soon, you'll see. And don't let him run off, think on it a bit more, I'm sure he will too.
As for the Oscars, don't know if he's said yet.
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Bam that recording of I'll get by is gorgeous!
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Bambam. so nice. Dude can sing. Hope Mamma enjoyed her cake today. :)
Night everyone.
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Just a drive by girls. Here's to you vob, hope everything works out for you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X45kSRFGH-M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD5oCUqrvMk
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Oooooh me too, Vob.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHpWeaEIIC4
Think on that list. Any genre. Well except polka. Not much into that. ;p
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TR, that would explain my early onset forgetfulness, I've had a few flu shots... man... next it'll be vitamins. Word on the good rest being so important and keeping stress out of your life.
I think this cookie talk will make VOB hungry if we keep it up. *I hear hunger pangs...*
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Astride and Stan
http://youtu.be/CMM2tgnzNhw
Withy.. Is MK live blogging the Oscars... And is a tone watching the actors guild tomorrow night?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Stan Getz! I love Atrid Gilberto too
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
VOB, You won't have time to think of anyone else with those hotties. Sending you two this time. lol Watch out for the pinching, they'll be working! hehe We'll be thinking you. Don't skip tomorrow, ok.
Ok, think on your play list. I'm thinking of a few, in the meantime: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSZAuCqN3_M
*shaking it a little*
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VOB, you get good and doped up for me, 'kay?
seriously - take good care of yourself, and take it slow. proper rest can be hard to get in a hospital, but it is the best thing for you, other than nutritious food. so take every opportunity.
WR - the cookies were sent packing with my son and his friend, on their way out to party. i called them Emergency Cookies. "Just in case someone needs one."
oh, and the flu shot? don't do it. it's been linked to Alzheimer's and such, mpstly because of the mercury/thimerosol.
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I would love some tunes... I guess I should do a playlist for the week... Oh.. I got same hot surgeon.. Thank you Withy... I won't be thinking of you. When he holds my hand.... ::: grins.. But will share the drugs if you want to hop into the overnight.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
As I said VOB, they didn't give you enough time to get settled. On the other hand, it'll be all done with. Are you kidding, we'll keep the tunes going. Maybe ESE will pop in and let you borrow his skates, and leave you a tune. ღ
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Night, Batty. Good luck with your health.
Night CIJ... Sweet dreams... :)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
I'm not ready at all Withy. No more food or drink after 5 and I go in at 7:30 the next morning.. In short.. I should be a total pain in the ass tomorrow night. Thirsty..nervous bag o cats...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Goodnight, good people. I've got church in the morning, so I need to go to bed. It's not a normal church for around here; our assistant pastor is an out gay who is in a committed relationship with a man. He also has an unfortunate lisp, but I love it and try not to crack up when he reads from the Gospel. "Jethuth thaid love they neighbor!"
VOB, you getting psyched up for next week? You didn't even get time to unpack!
@TR, where did you go? You didn't have to make another batch.
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I got nothing but towels and condolences..;)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Batty, I should have watched The Paperboy again instead of Ted.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 12:06am.
haha luckily I had my eyes closed. yeah I've found in my hair too ewww lol
Poppy, I've never had that happen, but I've heard it stings and turns your eye bloodshot. And speaking of Cameron Diaz movies, once I got it shot into my hair. You have to wash it out or it gets all sticky. It's a hairdo ruiner.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 12:01am.
A towel indeed! lol Dude was like 'sorry I wasn't aiming for your eye.' Sorry my ass.
Withy you have bodies in the freezer? I'm jelly as I only have skeletons in ma' closet:::: hahaha
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR