Night Crumbs
Guess who got this temporary eagle tattoo? Hint: It was probably drawn on using actual blood from an endangered bald eagle and it's better than your tattoo - Lainey Gossip
Presenting Bill Clinton's "the things I'd like my cigar to do to her" face - The Superficial
Miserable-looking Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutchie may look miserable in Chicago - Celebitchy
Red, white and CHICHICHIIIIIIS - Hollywood Tuna
Amanda Seyfried as Linda Lovelace looks more like a young Shelley Duvall as Rose McGowan - Towleroad
You can choose to look at Miley Cyrus in a bikini or you can put your eyeballs on Thor's anaconda arm - Drunken Stepfather
On this Inauguration Day, I wish I was wearing an exquisitely classy American flag outfit - The Berry
Olivia Munn's got metal brows over her tits - Popoholic
This news is extremely shocking coming from a completely stable, classy and sane couple like Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers - ICYDK
Katy Perry brought her wayfarer-wearing tampon to the Inauguration today - Just Jared
Okay, so how many times do you think Al Roker sharted when he met Joe Biden? - Buzzfeed
Leonardo DiCatchAHo is a brave bitch for standing in front of Naomi Campbell when she's got her weapon of choice in her hand - Popsugar
George Stephanopoulos thinks all black old men with snowy beards look the same - Celebslam
I really though Nicole Richie was carrying her kid around in a shopping bag. I was like, "That's a good idea!" - I'm Not Obsessed
Mario Cotillard as a pre-waxed Kardashian - Cityrag
Things that will exist: Girls, the reality show - Videogum
What in the name of Amy Winehouse as a slutty gladiator is Kat Graham wearing? - Moe Jackson
Kanye West's ex-piece is telling us something we already knew - Crunk + Disorderly
The 70s had Bob Marley for a stoner idol and we have RiRi. It really is the end of days. - Hollywood Rag
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I wish Olivia Munn would just go away. I don't get her at all.
Ya the 1970s were so much better than today. From the music to the cars to living life. It was awesome.
Hi Batty! You doing OK? And hi everybody else.
@crazyinjapan I'm just a struggling actor so I do extra work to pay the bills. I will say 95% of the time every celeb is really professional and you just don't engage them. It is super rare you ever have any direct interactions with them. I will say though that Patrick Dempsey is incredibly nice and friendly, one day he was just there for paperwork and took the time to introduce himself and thank all the extras personally for helping, like he shook all of our hands and that was awesome. And on True Blood Sam Tremel/Sam Merlot actually sat with us at lunch and was really, really cool and nice, but when you work nude with people it is a bonding experience.
Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:53pm.
@Oringina. Are you sure it was Justin? Because he has like six kids so it is weird that he would be out and about with his wife and just one kid. Also he wasn't short, he seemed about 5'10
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Yeah it was him, and he was there with his youngest son. His other kids were probably at friends' houses or at home with the nanny and didn't feel like going shopping. To me he seemed 5'7". In my opinion, that's short for a guy.
Salty.. Sorry about that.. I confused all the actors. Hey CIJ..!
Was thinking of ASkars father and couldn't put it together.... Thanks for clearing that up.
Salty, sounds like you have a very fun job. Could you come up with a blind item for us?
@veryoldbat. No Peter, Maggie Gyllenhalls's husband, no relation, A Skar's dad is Stellan Skarsgaard.
Ack! Two camouflage fashion offenders in one post! Miley's bikini and RiRi's coat. The only time one should ever wear camouflage is when one is hunting or on duty in the military.
I asked this guy I went out with once what was his favorite color. He said camo. I didn't have the heart to tell him that camo is not a color. I just couldn't bring myself to go out with him again after that. :(
@Prettyhatemachine - I didn't see them in a sex scene, the scene had nudity but wasn't a sex scene
@Oringina. Are you sure it was Justin? Because he has like six kids so it is weird that he would be out and about with his wife and just one kid. Also he wasn't short, he seemed about 5'10
Oh I forgot the best part the Lovelace set decorator was Kelly Brendon the identical twin of Xander from Buffy who aged so much better, he looks like what you'd expect season 2 Xander to look like as he got older
Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:00pm.
...the only other dude who I ever thought was that much hotter in person was Justin Chambers from Grey's Anatomy who is like walking sex in person.
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When I was living in LA, I saw Justin Chambers go in and out of this boutique with his wife and son. It was like a scene out of a Just Jared post: Like "Justin Chambers and Family Enjoy Themselves While Shopping in LA!" or some shit. Justin and his son were wearing fedoras (HAHA) and his wife was wearing some fancy dress, and the whole family looked really smug and satisfied with themselves. They're like, the epitomal LA douchebag family. Ha. Oh yeah, and Justin Chambers was a midge, as most actors are.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:18pm.
No..I was asking Salty if they had real sex on screen like Angie Ho
So Angie Jo is in Lovelace?
Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:07pm.
I only get cheese on my pizza *cries*
And I picked up Angelina Jolie's biography at the dollar store. I haven't finished it all because it was getting tiresome, but in it they said that she does have real sex on screen with some of her co-stars.
PHM... Are you sure those are Olives on your pizza? I have the same question... And who's dollar store bio... ::: confused as usual
Salty.. Amanda S.. And ASkars Dad?...
Will agree that in the right light James could be doable.. As long as he didn't speak..:D
Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:00pm.
But did they really have sex? According to Holie's dollar store biography she's had real sex in her movies's sex scenes.
I worked on Lovelace for a few days and here is what I can tell you:
1) she looks totally different with that wig, contacts and freckles
2) I saw her and Peter Skarsgaard naked
3) James Franco is significantly better looking in person, like hot damn...the only other dude who I ever thought was that much hotter in person was Justin Chambers from Grey's Anatomy who is like walking sex in person.
Kayne's ex: Keeping up with The Kardashians via reality television: “I watched the show when he made Kim throw away all her old clothes. I see why something like that could be demeaning
Haha. Wow..she is DUMB. And Desperate.
Gwenny is the fiercest MILF on the scene, I can't hate, no matter how pretentious and holier than thou her GOOPY mess of a personality is.
Her and Beyonce can both eat shit as far as I'm concerned.
Nicole doesn't look gorgeous in those photos, but I like her looks. She doesn't look like everyone else.
I think Al Roker was acting like a loudmouth jerk today. He kept shouting like a paparazzo on a red carpet. Have some dignity - it's still a solemn event. But he has no great claim on dignity anyway. Shart Man.
Of course Rihanna loves weed. Anything to dull the pain when your bf is giving you a beat down.
I don't know what a "Kat Graham" is, but those shoes are ATROCIOUS!!
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Everybody whip your phones out, because PHG will get drunk, he will take all of his panties off and we must get a picture of his royal ginger scepter and globes this time. Don't fuck it up. (MK, today)
Gwennie just wants some street cred.
And I think Nicole Ritchie is really pretty.
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Temporary tattoos are so edgy! But she does keep in shape.
The Berry, WHO IS #36???
WTH Marion? NO.
Fire the director, costume designer and eyebrow person, and Kat's video is not so bad.
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Aha, I guessed Goopy. Of course, MK's hint made it pretty obvious.
Doggie, I sure did.
I think Nicole is pretty. This is just a bad pic. JMO.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 6:24pm.
Nicole Ritchie is unfortunate looking.
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Isn't she? I want to wash her face off.
PSL, did you see how Parisite showed up at Sundance even after Robert Redford completely dissed her and while she was there she "snagged" thousands of dollars' worth of swag? GAAAH!
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Kat Graham is a gorgeous girl. That whole look is just a travesty.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
I can't believe MK didn't comment about the hot ginge in The Berry pictures!
I like to see Nicole Richie keeping it together. She certainly turned out much better off than Paris The Pathetic.
Kanye's ex should shut up. We all know what an insecure loser he is.
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Mayer looks just as douchey in a suit as he does in one of his hipster doofus outfits. The douche doubles down!
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The guy in the yellow t-shirt in the American flag pic is a Hot Slut. LOL. Wonder if that couple noticed him.
Katy Perry looks like she put on a few lbs. Not that that's a bad thing, she always looks hot...provided she has a ton of makeup on.
Leo still dresses like he's 20 and it's 1995. Cargo shorts and a popped collar Polo? Come on.
Nicole Ritchie is unfortunate looking.
Whatever, Gwyneth. Maybe it's not her fault. Maybe with a name like Gwyneth, one has no choice but to be an insufferable, pretentious c-word.
While I appreciate the beauty of finely designed purses, even if I was rich - I would't pay thousands for nor give near idolatry to a fucking HANDBAG.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Nicole Richies kids are too cute.