Tuesday, January 15th 2013

Open Post: Hosted By Adrien Brody

Adrien Brody IS fashion, so of course he's in Milan to sit front row at all of the most EXCLUSIVE men's shows (example: Diesel). I am forever devoted to the Afghan Hound Lothario, so I refuse to talk about how he looks like a constipated weasel in some of these pictures. I also refuse to talk about how he should've left that landing strip on the V for Vendetta mask he stole it from. I'm not going to do it. I refuse. Adrien Brody can do no wrong (except for that landing strip on his chin).

Posted by: Michael K


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Vob, Would you let him take the day off if he wanted to go with you? Nothing wrong with worrying but maybe he doesn't want to hear that. Maybe GG has a good trick on how to put his mind at ease.

@PHM, you'll be fast asleep soon then.

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Help me understand this. KimK has "fertility issues"? Which implies that she's deliberately tried to get pregnant for a long enough period of time to learn that there was a problem. Was she really trying for a trophy from her slut encounters?

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 11:37pm.

@Rook... Are these adults dumpster diving for used diapers they wear themselves? Was wondering if I read that correctly...
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Yes! The guy doing most of the posting dresses like a baby furry and wears dirty diapers he finds. He was complaining on twitter about getting fired from his job for smelling bad due to the diapers.

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UBF, is it windy too? Cuz that makes the cold unbearable! It hasn't been THAT cold here but my lips are so chapped thanks to the wind.

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::: wit meter is on a very low setting tonight so I am benched..

Teenaged son Is worried about Thursday and doesn't want to go to school.. Is depressed.. And I am really tired.. Ad his Dad took off for Ca..and he is being difficult..any thoughts. Words of wisdom.. GG you have boys... Help!

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Withy that doesn't sound too bad to me ;)

Good evening, Foxxy. How are you tonight?

I just took a Midnite PM. Best sleep aid ever!

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I am finally watching the Golden Globes tonight. I haven't been able to watch tv or go online, really, for a for a few days now!

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This fucking cold weather blows FUCK ASS. I just wanna soak in a hot tub all day and not leave the house.

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Hi WOwl, VOB, PHM, Hockey Fan, UBF!

Sal, you probably don't want to try to cross mike's bridge anytime soon... ;-)

Hockey Fan, hope you and Mrs. Fan feel better soon - you got hockey season yellin' to do!

VOB, what you doin' tonight?

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Howdy VOB, PHM. How was your Tuesday? Mine was so so. Except for running into the ginge hottie I keep seeing everywhere, over lunch. Had to share a table because the place was really busy. hehehe :p

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Sal, how you doing this evening? Last time we saw you, you were preparing for a major hangover? Did you recover?

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UBF, I didn't know it got that cold in Texas! D :

We finally got a bit warmer here.

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Hey Withy!

Night Dog!

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@Rook... Are these adults dumpster diving for used diapers they wear themselves?
Was wondering if I read that correctly...

::::Waves at slores.. Evening..

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Hey Wowl, how are ya? I m freezing my fucking ass off here in TX, right now its 29 degrees. FML

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:55pm.

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Dammit Mike. Well, whatever makes you feel good, I guess.

You've never posted pics of yourself over here. What was that about?

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G'nite people. You too, IF.

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LOL Hockey Fan, nah, went out earlier and just got back. Your house sounds like mine, just trying to keep the snorting to a minimum, hehehe mind you don't get sick!

@PHM, Wowl, good evening!

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Submitted by salacious on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 11:32pm.

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:46pm.
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Doggy, IF is gay?

How strangely convenient that Jodie Foster is single now.

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Oh crap.

*snicker*

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:46pm.
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Doggy, IF is gay?

How strangely convenient that Jodie Foster is single now.

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I remember when people were saying he looks like a young Al Pacino. Well, now he looks like Al Pacino twenty years from now if he did nothing but do meth throughout those twenty years.

Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob

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Alrighty then!

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Oops! It's 300 comments : / got a little too excited there for a sec.

Hey UBF! Hows it going?

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Over 400 comments! Daym! XD

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Mike, I'd never have guessed that man was 41. 71 maybe. Meth is the devil. Did you see the mugshots? Classic.

@Foxxy, thanks. Havin' ginger lemon tea with honey right now. Hopefully getting there.

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:55pm.

I think hair dye is the least of that guys problems ;)

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Evening, whorebags!

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 11:16pm.

No, Doggy-style, I'm a chick. I have a GF/life partner/whatever you wanna label us. We were both married, she with kids, and we both swear we'd go back to menz in a heartbeat if we broke up. heheheh. Clear as mud, eh?
You and Irish ever settle yer feud? You two were Hatfield and McCoying it there for a little bit there.

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Okay. Got it.

Nah. She turned old-ass tail and ran. She wanted to make sure she didn't miss "Murder, She Wrote".

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thanks, Within. You keeping all the horz in line tonight?

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Edited to add:

OT: Mrs. Hockey has strep throat. damn this shit that's going around. That's two flus FOR ME and a bad cold and strep for her, all since Nov 20. Everyone stay healthy out there.

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 11:09pm.
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Aww, hope she feels better! After the hotness that is Victor's piece Rainer, I'd say no. He may be hot personality-wise and make you want to drop the panties, but right off the bat, leaning to not.

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No, Doggy-style, I'm a chick. I have a GF/life partner/whatever you wanna label us. We were both married, she with kids, and we both swear we'd go back to menz in a heartbeat if we broke up. heheheh. Clear as mud, eh?
You and Irish ever settle yer feud? You two were Hatfield and McCoying it there for a little bit there.

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 11:09pm.

Mrs. Hockey Fan?????? You're a guy?????????????

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I can't decide whether or not I view Mr. Schlongety Schlongo hot or not. He seems like he'd be cool to hang around with, though. I kind of like his offbeat version of cool.

OT: Mrs. Hockey has strep throat. damn this shit that's going around. That's two flus and a bad cold and strep for her, all since Nov 20. Everyone stay healthy out there.

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@ Sal -- lol, you and Dog are on top of it! but 7-8 boxes of cereal!! was it a bus of crackheads on their way to Camp Crackhead?!

Hi Within, are you feeling better?

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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I need to share this - fucking hilarious OKCupid profile responses + cringefest photos. If you need a laugh http://imgur.com/a/AwuKc

This one is also worth a look bc of wtf factor: http://i.imgur.com/jnH8m.jpg - these people wear dirty diapers they fish out of dumpsters

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I suppose it could be worse. Check out this 41yo:

http://www.dreamindemon.com/2013/01/15/troll-jailed-slashing-relative-ra...

Evening, Within

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:36pm.

Hey Foxxy sweetie, I thought about crackheads after I read about you coming across those empty cereal boxes. They crave sugary treats, don't they? Perhaps Charlie Sheen was around.

I just googled "addiction to cereal" and I found some funny stuff.

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GG, you're not in on getting a piece of Whamo? hehehe

Hi Foxxy, Sal, Mike, everyone.

Still no on the Brody. Too much hotness. Could not contain. :)

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Submitted by salacious on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:39pm.

I'm surprised to see Dog and IF trash talking each other but for a change, good ole Whamo is not reason. What is the cause of this, if I may ask?

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IF's husband found out she's gay and she's taking her pique out on me. Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

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Anyone following the Jodi Arias trial?

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I'm surprised to see Dog and IF trash talking each other but for a change, good ole Whamo is not the reason. What is the cause of this, if I may ask?

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:35pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:33pm.

and i'm fine with that. thank you!

Hi Sal!!!!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:15pm.

Evening, sal. I think both IF and Dog are on the Ambien again.
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Hehehe hey Mikey, do you think they're snorting it -Tila Tequila style-, or just downing it with vodka?

And what's up with you and grey hair? Don't feel bad about that. I'm only 5 years younger than you and I'm starting to get mah earz harry. I don't appreciate it. No grey hair though. :)

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:33pm.

Meh. Just Snoop Dogg with the munchies.

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paging Detective LaToya:

leaving the grocery store, in the parking lot i saw a cart with 7-8 empty kellogg's frosted flakes boxes piled up in it. not a flake on the ground or in the cart, just empty boxes.

i can't figu--, what could possi---, who the hell---, why would --. help.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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I used to get the flu shot - and I got sick. THen I stopped getting it and I got sick, so what the effe.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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@mike: Alcohol tends to make things funnier.

I've had the flu four times in my entire life. I refuse the shot first because of what's in it. Second because it's at best 65% effective. And third because the shot itself can make you sick.

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:24pm.

I've never had one, either. I haven't had the flu in recent memory, either.

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mike, I have been watching out for frost. I would be upset if my plants were to be damaged.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012